Avert your eyes, children, lest your parents blame me for you going blind. Hell, I can barely look at this thing, it’s so ridiculous. In fact, I can actually feel the bile rising up my throat as I type up this piece. If you’re a regular reader of this site, you’ll know that I’m a fan of all things gay. I love the gay. I thank the Goddess every morning that I live in a city that celebrates and embraces the gay. But this… wow, it’s something else. There are a lot of straight women out there who enjoy male on male sex and will devour every m-2-m erotica out there in the market. I am one of those women. What I’m saying is there’s a difference between appreciating the love between two good-looking, muscled men and exploiting them like dancing monkeys. This cover actually makes me feel dirty, kids, and there’s not a lot in this world that can do that, trust me. I guess what I’m trying to say is what if there was an f-2-f erotica out there that had a cover with two hard-edged lesbian bitches brandishing dildos at each other like swords, with their titties flopping around and their vaginas exposed like they’re airing them out or something? Wouldn’t you call that straight-out porn and lambast the publisher for exploiting women? Shoot, there would be bitches up in arms about it already, if that were the case.
This is just… low-class, kids. It’s just porny. I mean, I’m actually offended by this thing. I don’t care if they’re men and I don’t care that they’re poser people. Those are not just man boobies I’m not looking at. THOSE ARE TITTIES! They’re girl-titties! Titties ARE titties, people! Even Penthouse doesn’t put bare titties on their covers. And if I’m not mistaken, I’d say the dark-haired one has his penis poking out and touching the knee of the blonde, wouldn’t you? But kids, if that is his penis, he gotta get that shit checked. I think it has skin cancer on it or something. Hey, buddy, you know how you could have avoided skin cancer on your penis? If you wore pants once in a while! Asshole.
Thanks for making me lose my will to live, Barbara B. I hope you’re happy.
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August 24, 2006 at 7:57 pm
i thought it was penis too, but upon closer inspection, it’s just the way the light is falling across his bizarrely-muscled thigh. but you just know there’s some cover artist going, “damn, i’m edgy!” first impressions and all…
August 24, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I hope that’s not his penis, because if it is, damn, wouldn’t that, um, hurt?
And isn’t the blond’s arm way way WAY too short for his body?
August 24, 2006 at 8:45 pm
The blond is so feminine compared to the other one. As someone has already mentioned I think it’s the light on his leg, not what we think it is;) Oh well, at least they remembered the short and curlies!
August 24, 2006 at 8:53 pm
It *so* looks like a penis. I was doing a double take. That has got to be on purpose but it looks so obscene I’m surprised they got away with it. Damn, even EC won’t let you show nipples and cock on the cover. lol
Evangeline
August 24, 2006 at 9:02 pm
These dudes should have borrowed the leather pants from the Paul Walker guy.
August 24, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Um….generally I know a penis when I see one, but this uh, thing, has me confused. It looks like a penis. It REALLY looks like a penis, but the um…member… in question is not only a very different color (yes, I know) from the rest of the man it is attached to, but the art work is different. It is not as well defined as the other body parts. Maybe it is meant to be a random ray of light. Or maybe it is a penis that was pasted into the picture later. The wierdest part is that it seems to be attached to his thigh rather than his groin. I don’t know. Poser has finally given me brain damage because I apparently can’t tell a penis from a sumbeam any more. I really gotta get a boyfriend.
August 24, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Trick of light? Hah! I say to you. Holy hard-on Batman me thinks I see cock!!
Bleeeeech!!! *shudder* I need to go put drops in my eyes and rinse my mouth out with Listerine now.
August 25, 2006 at 7:45 am
Okay, while trying not to keep looking at that “Ray of Light”, I happened on the guys freaky fingers. It is like the pinky and ring finger on his left hand are shrunken?
August 25, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Ray of light my rear. The further away light gets from it source the weaker it is. Either the artist is totally ignorant of shadows and reflection or this is a bad attempt to add an print “easter egg”.
August 26, 2006 at 1:21 am
Isn’t the light source behind our kneeler a little dim for that spot to be that bright? And, god what chewed his fingers off!?!
Worst. Cover. Ever. I hope the book’s actually worth reading; if it isn’t – well, that’s a double whammy you don’t recover from.
August 27, 2006 at 7:11 pm
::sticks spork in eye to end the pain::
Ugh! I didn’t even know you could do dicks in Poser.