Comments on: Retire with Dignity, Dude!

By: Evangeline Anderson

Evangeline Anderson — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:39:00 +0000

Looking at this cover again, what I think I dislike the most is that damn smirky look on his face. He seems to be saying ‘Yeah, I’ll pound you baby. And you’ll be begging for more.’ He’s just a little too self satisfied for me. I hate cocky men. Evangeline

By: L.E. Bryce

L.E. Bryce — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:23:00 +0000

Darn! You already mentioned the Fabio parody insurance commercial, cause that’s the first thing I thought when I started reading this.

By: Tania

Tania — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:08:00 +0000

Is his bellybutton right beneath his ribcage? Because…most bellybuttons I’ve seen have been rather lower than that.

And that’s a four-pack? I thought it was his ribcage.

By: Kimber

Kimber — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:11:00 +0000

There’s something vaguely reptilian about his four-pack. And what, exactly is the name of this book? “Last Dance”? “Freedom Valley”? “Man of the Month”? Seriously, there’s way too much type in different typefaces all over the place here.

This cover reminds me of the adage: If the only tool you have is a hammer, pretty soon every problem comes to resemble a nail. I can just see this guy wandering around Colordo asking people, “Do you need me to hammer that? ‘Cause I got a hammer.”

By: Barbara B.

Barbara B. — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:46:00 +0000

Daisy Dukes? Freaking hilarious. What is it though with the saggy man titties? I’ve maintained my stupendous rack against all odds as well as the laws of gravity so it really shouldn’t be so hard for those guys.

By: E.Anderson

E.Anderson — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:32:00 +0000

I believe I have said this before but at the last RT I met my share of male cover models and I assure you that none of them is Mensa material. None that I met, anyway. I did hear a rumor that one of the younger ones was a pre-med student but everytime I saw him he was trying to hide. Poor baby, I think all those rabid romance fans scared the bejezus out of him.
: ) Evangeline

By: Jackie

Jackie — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:39:00 +0000

::SPLUTTER::

(Note to self: Do not read Bam’s comments when drinking anything…)

By: Bam

Bam — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:50:00 +0000

Damn. You’re right, Nicolette. I didn’t think that male models could have feelings too. Damn my prejudice for making me assume that just because they pose for romance covers, it don’t mean that they don’t got a heart.

I have been judged and found wanting. Color me suitably chastened.

…NOT!

Oh, hell, for all we know, this dude could be the President of Mensa. But then again, Sharon Stone is also a member of Mensa. Make of that what you will.

By: Nicolette

Nicolette — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:38:00 +0000

Out of curiousity…what would you say if male model showed up, presuming he could work a computer, and told you he was deeply hurt and saddened by your saggy titty comments?

“C’mon, Bam! I’ll stack my mams up against yours any day of the week!” he writes. “I’m more than just a piece of meat…I have the soul of a poet!”