There was apparently an awful remake starring Amanda Bines called She’s The Man, but don’t bother. See the classic…Billy Zabka (Johnny fro the Karate Kid) is in it too…playing a jerk!

Can’t wait for Ceremony of Three. However, in case you haven’t guessed, I’m still partial to print books. The thought of taking a laptop to bed doesn’t work for me. I guess I’m showing my age.

Netflix that shit, y’all!

Shoot, Bettie, y’all should know by now that you should never click on any of the links I post.

Real Dolls = funnygross
Real Doll Half Torso = sickmuthafuckas-R-us.

Thanks, Bam, for yet another highly educational game of Don’t Click That Link!.

When Elaina Stevens is viciously attacked by a rogue vampire, she only survives the attack because another vampire intervenes. Rafe is a Night Dweller, sworn to protect humans from the ravages of his own kind, feared creatures known as Dark Wanderers. To protect Elaina, Rafe puts his own mark on her, and in the process, brands her very soul. But Rafe’s vows forbid him to touch her again … no matter how much she wants him to.

Then Elaina discovers Thorn, the vampire who attacked her, wishes to repent for his past sins. But the process of bringing a Dark Wanderer back to the light requires a human host — someone willing to be filled with the essence and cum of both vampires at the same time.

To be with the man she loves, Elaina is willing to do almost anything — even act as the host for her most feared enemy. She agrees to accept both Rafe and Thorn in a single night filled with blood, pleasure, and pain as the mysterious act of sex magick draws the rogue vampire from darkness into light. That only leaves the question … what will happen between vampires and human when the Ceremony of Three is over?

Unfortunately the rest of it registered, particularly the fact that the arm doesn’t seem to be attached to his body. Now I feel like I want to cry.