15 Responses to “An Ode to Male Cover Models”

1. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 1:44 pm

   1 Did you know you can sing all the poems of Emily Dickinson to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas? E PS–I like the dark and brooding look but all too often it’s a front for vacuous and stupid.

2. Laura Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 4:50 pm

   2 Unique and imaginative…

3. KariBelle Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 4:58 pm

   3 I posted something about this guy a while back. I think it was here but it may have been at Smart Bitches. He is on every freaking romance cover in B&N. It is ridiculous. Yeah, he’s hot, but come on. Speaking of hottness, Brandon Routh is now ruined for me forever. Guess where I saw him? On my son’s butt!!!! My little boy’s brand new back to school superman underwear has the face of the man of steel right on the butt. Not the comic book or Saturday morning cartoon Superman, but Brandon Routh. I am just not capable of looking at my baby boy’s hiney with anything close to lust in my heart. Damn you, Hanes.

4. Bam Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 5:12 pm

   4 Gee… Karibelle… thanks. NOT! Sorry, babe, short of Brandon Routh himself dropping trou and taking a shit in front of me, ain’t nothing ruining BR for me. And you know what, depending on what kind of chemicals I’m on at the time, that might not even do it. Yes, I need help. GODDAMN YOU, YOU MISERABLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD-LOOKING MAN! Although… I would not think your baby boy’s hiney is the hotness. Sorry. I’m depraved… but not that depraved. Btw, does anyone know if this guy is that Nathan guy?

5. fiveandfour Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 5:12 pm

   5 I immediately thought of this guy - the turned down mouth looks oh-so-familiar. And for me to think I recognize someone? Pretty amazing. Oh well, at least it’s not John DeSalvo yet again.

6. RapidReader2 Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 8:18 pm

   6 This is Nathan Kamp, cover-model-du-jour … I lub his covers. I like John DeSalvo too, but he’s *so* last year.

7. Joanne Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 10:00 pm

   7 “GODDAMN YOU, YOU MISERABLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD-LOOKING MAN!” Um… yeah. Ow.

8. Bam Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 10:11 pm

   8 Damn it, Joanne. STOP IT. Stop feeding my addiction. I wasn’t ever gonna go back to that site again ’cause I spend all day there drooling over his pictures WHEN MY ASS SHOULD BE WRITING AND NOT SHITTY SONNETS EITHER!

9. sybil Posted: Sep 1st, 2006 at 8:14 am

   9 I hate that guy. hate hate hate Get another fucking cover model already sheeze. He is like that song you like when you first hear it but the radio kills it with over play. bastards

10. Laura Posted: Sep 1st, 2006 at 8:47 am

    10 Ok, because I’m a fool for Google I can present you with the following Nathan Kamp trivia….. over 400 covers and counting, y’all. Yeesh. He must own stock in Harlequin by now.

11. fiveandfour Posted: Sep 1st, 2006 at 9:00 am

    11 over 400 covers and counting Wow - that’s got to rival the “supermodels” of the 1990s, though I imagine he’s not quite making the same level of dough as the Cindy Crawfords and Kristy Turlingtons of the world. Poor guys, perhaps there is a career where women earn more than men, after all. Figures it’d be one involving looks.

12. Joanne Posted: Sep 1st, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    12 I’m sorry for feeding your addiction But thou must owneth up; the man is hot. But please get back to writing thy fiction Because if thou don’t write, thou won’t get aught. I’ve started to unearth my evil side; ‘Tis that which caused me to post that pic here. Plus obsession’s quite difficult to hide. (Please, someone tell me that this man is queer!)* My poetry is rusty, I admit; ‘Tis been years since I’ve been in English class. So please accept my crappy-ass sonnet ‘Cos this is the best I can do. Alas. (I swear I used to rock sonnets back then. ‘Twill take a while, though, till I do again.) Wait till I get to villanelles… *BR being gay wouldn’t really make me stop liking him but I’d back off a little if I knew he didn’t like girls that way. lol.

13. Blake Posted: Sep 4th, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    13 BR being gay… would probably make me want him more. Yes, I’m a fag hag. Yes, I admit it. Yes, guy on guy does it for me. Yes, I realize how sad it is. But I can’t help it.

14. Bam Posted: Sep 4th, 2006 at 7:33 pm

    14 BR being gay… would probably make me want him more. I do prefer BR being a gay man myself because that means no BREEDER whore would ever get her hands on him. But that’s just me.

15. Joanne Posted: Sep 5th, 2006 at 7:39 pm

    15 I am a total fag hag but I don’t have any sexual feelings toward them. I just love being in their presence and doing fabulous things in their company. So if BR was gay, I’d find him totally fierce and hot, but I wouldn’t really lust over him like I do now. lol. So… my craptastic sonnet?