Dionne Galace

Damn, I was going to make a joke about how Cleopatra wasn’t killed by an asp, but an ass… oh, hey, look at that, I did make it. And it is as lame on paper as it was in my head. Well, shit. That is a really nice butt, though. You can tell ’cause the [...]

Wow. It just goes to show you, kids, that if you starve yourself, you’ll become a lesbian and eat your friend (in more ways than one! badump-bump). This is not a joke. It’s my public service announcement for the day. I’m sorry, I’m just really amused by this cover. That dark-haired one is so skinny [...]

Any cover that sports a hot Asian dude on the cover is alright with me. Man, look at this thing. It makes me actually want to read it. In fact, I just bought it, you guys. Like two seconds ago. I know I’ve been harping at the severe lack of Asian dudes as romance heroes, [...]