Comments on: They Call Me Shovel-Face! http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/ Guess what I'm reading? Wed, 16 May 2012 07:49:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Laura http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2811 Laura Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:52:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2811 He reminds me of a sand sculpture with seaweed hair. He reminds me of a sand sculpture with seaweed hair.

]]> By: Bev (BB) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2810 Bev (BB) Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:27:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2810 Forget him, I'm trying to figure out what that is behind him. What IS that? Half of the moon? Oh, wait, maybe it's a close up of the sun considering the tatoo on his chest. You know, I think I really am too obsessed with puzzles on covers . . . ;p Forget him, I’m trying to figure out what that is behind him. What IS that?

Half of the moon?

Oh, wait, maybe it’s a close up of the sun considering the tatoo on his chest.

You know, I think I really am too obsessed with puzzles on covers . . . ;p

]]> By: Avid Reader http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2809 Avid Reader Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:11:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2809 Bam, I just don't know what your taking about here, sweetie. This guy is HOT. I mean, lookit: he's cross-eyed, so what? That just means he gets to look at you from two different angles. Duh! How hot is that? Plus, the hair. So what if it looks like the grime and dirt that comes from a mop, it's sexy as hell. I can see getting my fingers caught in it. Now, that's hot. And that look on his face is not a constipated look at all. ::Eye roll:: It's a: are you talking to me look? Get it? From Dirty Harry? Never mind. And that background you see there? Uh, that's the moon. He took this shot while visiting Mars. The force of gravity, er, sorta made his face uneven. Anyway, this guy is HOT. Keishon Bam, I just don’t know what your taking about here, sweetie. This guy is HOT. I mean, lookit: he’s cross-eyed, so what? That just means he gets to look at you from two different angles. Duh! How hot is that? Plus, the hair. So what if it looks like the grime and dirt that comes from a mop, it’s sexy as hell. I can see getting my fingers caught in it. Now, that’s hot. And that look on his face is not a constipated look at all. ::Eye roll:: It’s a: are you talking to me look? Get it? From Dirty Harry? Never mind. And that background you see there? Uh, that’s the moon. He took this shot while visiting Mars. The force of gravity, er, sorta made his face uneven.

Anyway, this guy is HOT.

Keishon

]]> By: Evangeline Anderson http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2808 Evangeline Anderson Tue, 26 Sep 2006 14:58:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2808 Yeah! Blogger is finally letting me post. I am sorry for anyone who is the victim of bad cover art. I have experianced it myself, which is what led me to Bam's site in the first place. If you have a bad cover, my heart goes out to you. And Shuzluca, Yes! Off with his head! : ) E Yeah! Blogger is finally letting me post. I am sorry for anyone who is the victim of bad cover art. I have experianced it myself, which is what led me to Bam’s site in the first place. If you have a bad cover, my heart goes out to you.
And Shuzluca, Yes! Off with his head!
: ) E

]]> By: shuzluva http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2807 shuzluva Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:57:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2807 Evie, I was thinking why, oh why did they put his head on before I even read your comment. Now all I can think is OFF WITH IT! Jeez, it looks like they took some amature art and stuck it on top of a halfway decent body. Bam...uh, I know you love me, so stop denigrating my home state. I love big hair and I'm proud of it. His hair could be a stand it for most of Bon Jovi. I just can't stop looking at that moon face. It's hurting my eyes. OW, OW, OW! Evie, I was thinking why, oh why did they put his head on before I even read your comment. Now all I can think is OFF WITH IT! Jeez, it looks like they took some amature art and stuck it on top of a halfway decent body.

Bam…uh, I know you love me, so stop denigrating my home state. I love big hair and I’m proud of it. His hair could be a stand it for most of Bon Jovi. I just can’t stop looking at that moon face. It’s hurting my eyes. OW, OW, OW!

]]> By: December Quinn http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2806 December Quinn Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:37:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2806 He lookes like he has severe scoliosis and his neck is broken. The way he's holding his head...it just looks wrong. He reminds me of illustrations in children's book (sans barely covered groin, of course)--it has that sort of sloppy, not-quite-finished look to it. Also his left arm looks much longer than his right. Evangeline, unfortunately not all of us are lucky enough to have our publishers/cover artists listen to what we say we want! He lookes like he has severe scoliosis and his neck is broken. The way he’s holding his head…it just looks wrong. He reminds me of illustrations in children’s book (sans barely covered groin, of course)–it has that sort of sloppy, not-quite-finished look to it. Also his left arm looks much longer than his right.

Evangeline, unfortunately not all of us are lucky enough to have our publishers/cover artists listen to what we say we want!

]]> By: Evangeline Anderson http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2805 Evangeline Anderson Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:59:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2805 Yet another cover that would have been perfectly fine without the head. People, I am telling you that headless is the way to go. Unless you *reallY* trust your cover artist, never ask for the face or head to be shown on your cover. It just almost never works. Yet another cover that would have been perfectly fine without the head. People, I am telling you that headless is the way to go. Unless you *reallY* trust your cover artist, never ask for the face or head to be shown on your cover. It just almost never works.

]]> By: Lyn http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2804 Lyn Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:42:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/09/25/they-call-me-shovel-face/#comment-2804 Oh, now come on are they really going to tell us that the author was happy with this?? I'm sorry but that's just lazy work. Actually I shouldn't even label it work. It's pure crap. I reckon I could do a better job of it. Damn, that's it, I'm buying poser!! And that hair! Sheesh, someone must be having a joke on us. Oh, now come on are they really going to tell us that the author was happy with this?? I’m sorry but that’s just lazy work. Actually I shouldn’t even label it work. It’s pure crap. I reckon I could do a better job of it. Damn, that’s it, I’m buying poser!! And that hair! Sheesh, someone must be having a joke on us.

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