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Lesbian Anorexic Nymphomaniacs Anonymous

Wow. It just goes to show you, kids, that if you starve yourself, you’ll become a lesbian and eat your friend (in more ways than one! badump-bump). This is not a joke. It’s my public service announcement for the day. I’m sorry, I’m just really amused by this cover. That dark-haired one is so skinny that you can actually count her ribs. She doesn’t have any titties, either. Look at that! They’re practically concave or something. And I can’t tell if her friend is licking her belly button or her pubic bone ’cause her torso is twisted kind of strangely. In fact, I’m not even really sure what is going on here. At first glance, I thought she was propped up against the arm rest and her friend is holding her up, but look closer and you will see that she does not have a waist or hips. Her torso just turns into her thigh. It also appears that she only has one thigh. Man, this cover is creepy. And she looks kind of pissed, too. I guess I’d be pissed if all I had to eat in a day is a tic-tac and a half a can of Diet Coke. Her orange-haired friend is a little meatier than she is, but she can probably afford to eat an entire cow and not gain an ounce. She also seems to have bigger breasts, but I can’t confirm that because the author’s stupid name is in the way. Consequently, my favorite name in the whole wide world is Keziah. It’s my favorite cousin’s name. Man, I hope this author is not secretly my cousin. Her very religious mother would be very pissed if she found out her daughter was writing lesbian erotica. Anyway, the orange-haired girl looks hungry. I think it would be awesome if she took a bite out of the dark-haired one, but she would probably only bite into bone. Poor girl.

Thanks to Anonymous for sending me this cover.

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10 Responses to “Lesbian Anorexic Nymphomaniacs Anonymous”

  1. Kristie (J)
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 5:54 am
    1

    And the dark haired one has not butt either. How weird is that? No titties, no waist, no hips, no butt - just one long stick girl. And did you notice this is another one of those pictures where they both follow you with their eyes wherever you move? That’s just creepy.

  2. shuzluva
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 6:14 am
    2

    You know, I was going to write a giant rant on how super-thin has now invaded the covers of romantica, but I’m too tired. I haven’t had my half a tic-tac or Diet Coke yet.

    I’ll get back to you after my morning breakfast of a half pack of cigarettes.

  3. Evangeline Anderson
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 7:47 am
    3

    Um, cover aside, who are they selling this to? I know at EC lesbian erotica goes over like a lead balloon and they won’t even take it anymore. So I guess this is aimed specifically at lipstick lesbians somewhere.

  4. Stella
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 8:48 am
    4

    this cover, while wonderful in composition and color, scares the shit outta me. I mean subject wise i just feel its sorta distasteful. theres plenty of F/F covers out there that are tasteful and quite beautiful, but this… this is just about beyond the limits of good taste. Still, Im sure the author loves it and really thats all that matters right?

    But i gotta be honest, it does freak me out a whole lot…

  5. E.D'Trix
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 8:49 am
    5

    I just want someone to explain to me why Juliette Lewis went brunette and decide to affect a leather-thong-as-headband look.

  6. Bam
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 8:58 am
    6

    I can’t decide if they’re supposed to be flappers or Vegas showgirls.

    Good call on the Juliette Lewis, E.d’trix.

  7. Fran
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    7

    Are you sure that’s not a tranny? I really think the dark haired one is a dude!

  8. Saam
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    8

    She’s a snake! I think her legs are fused together - that’s why you can only see one red boot. The carrot one looks like her tongue is stuck to the other one’s undulating serpentness - sort of like icy metal - she’s definitely cold blooded.

  9. C.L. Young (a.k.a Lauri Doublevie)
    Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 11:21 am
    9

    [QUOTE]Are you sure that’s not a tranny? I really think the dark haired one is a dude![/QUOTE]

    You may be right, but for all I know, she could be a chick with manlike features (and we’ve all known girls who look like that. Hell, you might be one and not know it). I think the one with the orange hair looks more like a man than the Juliette Lewis-esque girl.

  10. Anonymous
    Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 7:54 am
    10

    the brunettes head looks like its someone else sticking thier head in the side of the page too. heads aren’t supposed to do that

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