26 Responses to “Yummy Nerd Boy Goodness”

1. shuzluva Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:09 am

   1 Bam, is that his hand in his pocket or is he just glad to see you? Sorry…I couldn’t resist.

2. Kate R Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:19 am

   2 he looks prone to asthma attacks at the wrong moments.

3. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:22 am

   3 Mmm, attack of the nerds. He can attack me anytime. : )

4. Bam Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:24 am

   4 Kate Rothwell, i like that in a man. Shuzluva, have you not heard that they had to digitally alter his lunchbox to make it look smaller ’cause it might offend the moviegoers? Evie… me too.

5. shuzluva Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:30 am

   5 mmm….I did hear that. Hence my awful joke. Would love to see an unaltered version!

6. Taekduu Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 2:08 pm

   6 yummy. But seriously, did they really have to alter the package? Which movie goers were going to be scared? The guys? Cause I gotta say, when I had to compare the pictures before I was a little disappointed compared to the days of yore. On the other hand,I really like men in well-tailored clothing, and a three piece suit really does it for me. So he is hitting all of my happy buttons.

7. fiveandfour Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 2:59 pm

   7 So the crush goes on, eh? If only all nerd boys looked like that ::commences daydream::

8. Bam Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 3:28 pm

   8 It is the crush that refuses to die. And I do believe that it is also the love that dare not speaketh its name. Taekduu, while I too love a man in a 3 piece suit, I would prefer this one nekkid, thank you very much.

9. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Sep 29th, 2006 at 5:58 pm

   9 I think a man looks best shirtless in a pair of tight blue jeans. Call me a traitor, but there is something inherantly ridiculous about any man without his pants.

10. Joanne Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 2:35 am

    10 “It is the crush that refuses to die. And I do believe that it is also the love that dare not speaketh its name.” Hurrah! [starts passing out “We Heart Brandon 4 Eva” pennants] I was wondering when you’d post about him again. It’s kind of like when you’re waiting for someone/something to pop out and scare you, but it doesn’t come for a while [so when it does happen you’re hella scared/surprised]… lol. Evie, LOL @ the “man without pants” thing. Anyone seen him in “Karla”? He has a small, kind of gratuitous role. lol.

11. Shuzluva Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 10:49 am

    11 Evie, you got me thinking about men without pants…somehow I think I would really enjoy a good look at men in just a tight white tee shirt without their pants. Of course, maybe I’m really a top and want everyone humbled before me. But I don’t think so…

12. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 11:07 am

    12 Um, I don’t know, Shuzluva. I just like the goods to be covered up until they’re ready to come out to play, ya know what I mean? A flacid penis has to be one of Nature’s most ridiculous sights.

13. Bam Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 11:11 am

    13 Anyone seen him in “Karla”? He has a small, kind of gratuitous role. lol. I’ve never seen Karla but I did see that part you’re talking about in YouTube. I was so not convinced that he wanted to fuck Laura Prepon. He kissed her like he was thinking, “ewww, girl cooties.” I did like the part where he slammed her against the bathroom wall, though. I like the whole “slamming against the wall in the moment of passion” thing. Hawt. I hope his kissing scenes with Lois will be more convincing.

14. Bam Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 11:14 am

    14 A flacid penis has to be one of Nature’s most ridiculous sights. I think flacid penises are cute. They’re like wee dangly doblins. But I think uncircumsized penises are disgusting.

15. Taekduu Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    15 Nah, naked and hard is good and to be enjoyed when available. Naked and flaccid, disgusting and ridiculous, I have seen too many of those to think a man without his pants on is anything special. But Bam, I think that when you are walking and happen to see a fine piece of manflesh, the packaging can make a the difference. You know you aren’t necessarily going to take him in a dark alley, but the fantasy of undressing him!! THINK!!!! All the little touches here and there and …. internal editor says shut up

16. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    16 I agree about the uncircumsized penis comment, Bam. That has to be one of the nastiest things you can see coming at you. Ugh! It makes me shiver just thinking about it. Luckily my hubby is cut and has such a friendly winky–not too small and not too Zhadist in his sweatpants either. Just right. : ) E

17. Joanne Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    17 “I did like the part where he slammed her against the bathroom wall, though. I like the whole “slamming against the wall in the moment of passion” thing. Hawt.” I also like the whole “slamming against the wall in a moment of passion” thing… I think we all want Brandon to slam us against the wall in a moment of passion. Yeeeeeeeeah! XD Evie and Bam [and everyone], what if the penis is uncircumcised AND flaccid? Like in Michaelangelo’s “David”? I read somewhere that the ancient Greeks thought of the circumcised penis as mutilated and a lot of nekkid Greco-Roman male statues back in the day were flaccid. Thoughts? Ooh, new train of thought: Brandon as Michaelangelo’s David. [Someone actually photoshopped it and entered it in a contest on a website I visit often…]

18. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Sep 30th, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    18 Where’s the link to Brandon as David? I wanna see. Also want a link to see Brandon slamming people against the wall in the heat of passion. And I don’t care what the ancient greeks said, an uncircumsized penis is just ugly. Also, it looks like it might be smelly too. And I don’t do smelly.

19. Joanne Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 12:26 am

    19 Evie, Brandon as David. I can’t find the Karla screencaps cos I followed a link on The Planet [forums], which is currently down.

20. Joanne Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 12:29 am

    20 Oh, Evie, before you think that it’s actually Brandon as David: They literally just chopped a picture of Brandon’s head and pasted it onto the statue of David. lol. So he didn’t get all nekkid for the thing, it’s the actual statue of David.

21. Evangeline Anderson Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    21 Thanks for the link, Joanne. The thing that strikes me about the David statue is the size of his hands. What a pair of mits on that guy! But regrettably, his penis doesn’t measure up. Huh.

22. Joanne Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    22 Evie, I also read that the Greco-Roman sculptors found smaller penes more aesthetically pleasing. (Except, of course, in the case of the god Priapus. lol.)

23. Bam Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    23 I can’t believe that a nice, innocent Clark Kent picture has once again invited an entire thread on penises. *sigh* PERVERTS!!

24. Joanne Posted: Oct 1st, 2006 at 10:52 pm

    24 “I can’t believe that a nice, innocent Clark Kent picture has once again invited an entire thread on penises.” Doesn’t it ALWAYS? I’m actually being rather clinical and scholarly about penises this time, thank you very much. XD On perverts… takes one to know one. I, meanwhile, have no comments. [halo pops up around Joanne’s head] lol.

25. Lorelie Posted: Oct 4th, 2006 at 12:29 am

    25 Hey Joanne, isn’t that halo looking a little tarnished? Isn’t M’s David a teenager? Explaining the gangly hands and small penis. . .

26. Joanne Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 at 12:17 am

    26 Lorelie, the halo’s just rusty because I haven’t said anything on the site for a while. Yes, I think M’s David is a teenager.