Comments on: Yummy Nerd Boy Goodness

By: Joanne

Joanne — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:17:00 +0000

Lorelie, the halo’s just rusty because I haven’t said anything on the site for a while.

Yes, I think M’s David is a teenager.

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:29:00 +0000

Hey Joanne, isn’t that halo looking a little tarnished?

Isn’t M’s David a teenager? Explaining the gangly hands and small penis. . .

By: Joanne

Joanne — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:52:00 +0000

“I can’t believe that a nice, innocent Clark Kent picture has once again invited an entire thread on penises.”

Doesn’t it ALWAYS?

I’m actually being rather clinical and scholarly about penises this time, thank you very much. XD

On perverts… takes one to know one. I, meanwhile, have no comments. [halo pops up around Joanne's head] lol.

By: Bam

Bam — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:32:00 +0000

I can’t believe that a nice, innocent Clark Kent picture has once again invited an entire thread on penises.

*sigh*

PERVERTS!!

By: Joanne

Joanne — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 22:57:00 +0000

Evie, I also read that the Greco-Roman sculptors found smaller penes more aesthetically pleasing. (Except, of course, in the case of the god Priapus. lol.)

By: Evangeline Anderson

Evangeline Anderson — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:38:00 +0000

Thanks for the link, Joanne. The thing that strikes me about the David statue is the size of his hands. What a pair of mits on that guy! But regrettably, his penis doesn’t measure up. Huh.

By: Joanne

Joanne — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:29:00 +0000

Oh, Evie, before you think that it’s actually Brandon as David:

They literally just chopped a picture of Brandon’s head and pasted it onto the statue of David. lol. So he didn’t get all nekkid for the thing, it’s the actual statue of David.

By: Joanne

Joanne — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:26:00 +0000

Evie,

Brandon as David.

I can’t find the Karla screencaps cos I followed a link on The Planet [forums], which is currently down.

By: Evangeline Anderson

Evangeline Anderson — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:51:00 +0000

Where’s the link to Brandon as David? I wanna see. Also want a link to see Brandon slamming people against the wall in the heat of passion. And I don’t care what the ancient greeks said, an uncircumsized penis is just ugly. Also, it looks like it might be smelly too. And I don’t do smelly.

By: Joanne

Joanne — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:10:00 +0000

“I did like the part where he slammed her against the bathroom wall, though. I like the whole “slamming against the wall in the moment of passion” thing. Hawt.”

I also like the whole “slamming against the wall in a moment of passion” thing… I think we all want Brandon to slam us against the wall in a moment of passion. Yeeeeeeeeah! XD

Evie and Bam [and everyone], what if the penis is uncircumcised AND flaccid? Like in Michaelangelo’s “David”? I read somewhere that the ancient Greeks thought of the circumcised penis as mutilated and a lot of nekkid Greco-Roman male statues back in the day were flaccid. Thoughts?

Ooh, new train of thought: Brandon as Michaelangelo’s David. [Someone actually photoshopped it and entered it in a contest on a website I visit often...]