Dionne Galace

Oh, dear God. I don’t even know what to say about this. According to the blurb: When Mrs. Vanderhorn is assaulted by a ghost in her river front home, she turns to P.I.A., the most prestigious private investigative firm on the east coast, for help. Agent Skelley, a seasoned veteran with the company, and her [...]

I’m pretty sure I promised somebody that I wasn’t going to do these covers anymore, but I couldn’t resist this one. Check out how creepy it is. Damn, covers that feature newborns make my skin crawl, but these two Village of the Damned fuckers are totally creepifying. Just take a good look at the little [...]

Hey, Suzanne Brockmann writes all of those Navy Seal books, right? As far as I know, Navy Seal dudes are supposed to be in tip-top prime condition. Why does this dude look like he spends his breakfast, lunch, and dinner at his local Carl’s Jr stuffing Six Dollar Burgers and french fries (with ranch dressing) [...]

Jeez, look at this girl’s face. She’s trying to smile, but her mouth is wobbling at the corners and you know bitch is about to cry. I think it’s because she just realized that the guy she had drunken sex with that ONE SPECIAL NIGHT was not her hunky cop neighbor, but her retarded Jim [...]

Grade: B+ There’s a reason why I’ve never been able to fully enjoy JR Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood series. It’s well-written, has plenty of action, some pretty entertaining dialogue, hot sex scenes, and though the pacing is hit or miss, I’ve found plenty of things to like about it. I’m going to sound a little [...]