Archive | October, 2006

In The Spirit of Halloween…

October 31, 2006

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In The Spirit of Halloween…

Here’s the Green Arrow, a man who loves his weapons and knows how to use ‘em. Work it, baby, woooooork it! And he’s got an Arrow Cave, you guys! I didn’t know Arrows lived in caves. Silly thing. And Superman! Why does the Big Blue Boy Scout always look so solemn? Do you think he [...]

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It Puts the “Ass” in Class

October 30, 2006

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It Puts the “Ass” in Class

Good Lord, what are they trying to advertise here, a soft-core porno starring Tawny Peaks and Duke “Big” Johnson or the gorgeous women of professional wrestling? Seriously, I can’t get over how tacky this cover is. What is sexy about it, pray tell? The overly bleached blonde with the obviously fake bazooms who looks like [...]

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Russell Crowe Would So Kick his Ass

October 27, 2006

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Russell Crowe Would So Kick his Ass

From Reader A.M. Aside from the obvious ugh factor of this cover, I’ll point out that in the book the hero is described as having black hair. *sigh* I remember the good old days when Harlequin had hot men who looked like the characters on the cover, or at the very least hot men. I [...]

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Can’t Get Enough of Pretty, Pretty Boys

October 26, 2006

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Can’t Get Enough of Pretty, Pretty Boys

I ought to stop posting pictures of pretty, pretty boys and go back to cover snarking. But damn, this boy is hawt. In a romance novel, he’d be the one playing the firefighter or the popular guy in high school that you had ONE SPECIAL NIGHT with then dumped you due to a BIG MISUNDERSTANDING [...]

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A Dirty Bad Boy Hottie

October 26, 2006

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A Dirty Bad Boy Hottie

He’ll seduce you, take you home, shag your brains out, and sneak out while you’re sleeping with the contents of your wallet in his pocket (what, do you think drug dealers would just give you heroin ’cause you’re hot?), but damn he’d be worth it. However, for those of you who like to live on [...]

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