How Do You Clean a Vampire Bite?

Evangeline Anderson is a frequent visitor and commentor on this site, so I feel a little bad about making fun of her cover, but… wait a minute, no I don’t. Sorry, sucka. The first thing I gotta say about this thing is Good God, is it me or does that bite look infected? Damn, that shit looks inflamed and red-angry with infection. While I’m sometimes a little too fascinated with the idea of vampires, I gotta say that I’ve always been squicked out by the idea of some dude biting me. It’s not the blood-drawing part, kids. I have no problem with some dude (preferably a hot and rich one) drinking blood from me. It’s the teeth breaking into skin part that really bothers me. Do you have any idea how many and what kind of bacteria live in a person’s mouth? That shit is nasty, man. Anyway, enough about my neuroses. The title is Ceremony of Three. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there are only two people on this cover. Where is the boy or girl to complete this little menage a trois? Wait, no… boy. Definitely boy, ’cause girl-on-girl erotica apparently does not sell. Why won’t you read about two girls getting it on, homies? I wonder if the third party is not actually a person, but a thing. Maybe it’s a dildo, for example. Maybe Vampire Homeboy is in the process of inserting a dildo into the poor girl’s anus, which would explain why she looks so pained. Or she’s feverish ’cause the vampire bite on her neck is severely infected. That reminds me, does our vampire there have a goatee? A vampire with a goatee… oh that’s too much.

P.S. Click on the cover for a super-duper hottie surprise!

24 Responses to “How Do You Clean a Vampire Bite?”

  1. shuzluva
    1

    Maybe Ceremony of Three refers to him, her and three bites?

    Evie, you know I love you (and your fabulous writing) but I was under the impression that this was a menage a trois book as Bam pointed out. I hope you’re screaming bloody murder.

  2. LSB Author, Darragha Foster
    2

    Snark me, Bam. We live to be snarked by you…

    Another of your frequent flyers…

    Darragha

  3. Nicolette
    3

    Maybe Ceremony of Three means there are “no-holes-barred,” and she’s what’s known as a Three Input Girl.

  4. Bam
    4

    Maybe Ceremony of Three means there are “no-holes-barred,” and she’s what’s known as a Three Input Girl.

    In my part of the world, Nicolette, we call that “airtight”. :)

  5. Evangeline Anderson
    5

    Bam,
    Check your e-mail cause I sent you the new cover. Guys, Ceremony of Three most certainly IS a menage book and i was pretty upset about the cover only having one guy on it. But the new cover is hawt. I sent it to Bam so she could see what I meant. Anyway, the book comes out at the end of this month. Check my MySpace page if you want to see it.
    http://www.myspace.com/evangelineanderson

  6. Wylie Kinson
    6

    Say what you will, but this cover is hawt! That dude has some seriously fine hands (I’m into hands, don’t ask…)

  7. Bam
    7

    I agree, Wylie. i’m a fan of hands mesself. And feet. Man’s gotta have nice feet.

    tim has beautiful feet. I, on the other hand, has what folks like to call “the Jesus feet”.

  8. Evangeline Anderson
    8

    I don’t to know what Jesus feet are. But I agree about the hands. that was the main thing I noticed when I got this cover. He has such clean fingernails. that’s always nice.

  9. Bam
    9

    I call ‘em my Jesus feet ’cause they’re all scarred up and disgusting. my grampa says my feet look like I’ve been walking barefoot up and down Jerusalem and Galilee. At two separate occassions when I was a child, I also stepped on a nail and impaled one foot after the other, so I have a giant hole on each feet.

    they’re disgusting.

  10. Sana-chan
    10

    He has nice hands, but he also has totally a froobie, emo college boy hair cut and matching facial hair. In fact he reminds me a little of one of the annoying Freshaman in my Japanese class.

    BTW Evangeline, if you don’t have it yet, Circuit City has “Something New” on sale for 10 bucks. I picked a copy up last night. :) (Along with X-Men 3, solely for the scene where Phoenix burns off his clothes. Though seriously, the pants should have burned off too.)

  11. Jazz
    11

    Good God the new cover IS hot!!! I think I need to read this book! lol.

  12. Lyn
    12

    Ooooh Evangeline the new cover IS hot!! Will definitely have to get me some of that! Now as for this cover I quite like it but the only thing that I find offputting is his fang and that damn creepy sideburn. Apart from that, you could have done much worse.

  13. Lyn
    13

    Oooh, forgot to add the the eyebrows!

  14. Evangeline Anderson
    14

    hey guys, I have a minute to reply since we have a free spot at work—yeah! : ) Bam, you just need a nice pedicure. Go get yourself one, you’ll be glad you did.
    And Sana chan, thanks but I got a copy of something new the minute it came out. I loved it so much I couldn’t wait. And as for X-3, I’m not buying it unless somebody tells me one of the alternate endings is a hell of a lot better than the real one. I didn’t like that movie at all.
    To everyone who liked the new cover, I love it too. Too bad MySpace took it down. I guess it was offensive in some way altho everyone is technically dressed in it. Geeze. But yeah, I think it’s hella hot and it should be cause this is by far the naugtiest book I have ever written. : ) E

  15. shuzluva
    15

    Evie, I LOVE THE NEW COVER!!! Woo HOO!!!! That is hawt, hawt, hawt!!!. The naugtiest book you’ve ever written? Am going to buy it RIGHT NOW (if it’s out yet. DAMN EC!).

  16. Evangeline Anderson
    16

    sorry Shuzluva, it’s not out till the end of the month. Just watch the EC home page. : ) E

  17. web
    17

    Damn! I clicked on that cover just as my five year old walked into the room!

  18. Evangeline Anderson
    18

    Whoopse! ‘Mommy, why is that naked lady being licked by two hot men?’ lol E

  19. Nicolette
    19

    I agree that the new cover is hot!

  20. sybil
    20

    I want!

  21. Evangeline Anderson
    21

    Well, this seems like a good time to post a naughty excerpt from the book here. Delete if you want, Bam. E

    Elaina felt an answering pulse between her own thighs as Thorn pulled back at last, licking his lips to catch the last traces of Rafe’s cream. Then he turned his head to look at her, a secretive smile playing around his broad mouth.
    “Your turn, darlin’,” he said. “I need to make amends to you, too.”
    Elaina felt herself go cold all over. Surely he didn’t mean…She shook her head, backing away from the edge of the huge bed to its center. The entire time she’d watched Thorn suck Rafe’s cock, she hadn’t imagined he would want to pleasure her orally too. As much as she was beginning to care for him, it was still a frightening thought. She had never had a man want to kiss her there before, to taste her, and to trust Thorn to do it seemed to be too much—too soon, too fast.
    “It is all right, my darling.” Rafe was suddenly behind her, pulling her back so that he was resting against the headboard and she was lying with her back to his chest between his spread thighs. She felt his warm, muscular arms go around her, soothing and comforting at the same time. “Thorn only wishes to pleasure you as he pleasured me. It is the Night Dweller way of asking forgiveness for past wrongs.”
    Elaina shook her head. “It’s just, I’ve never…I mean, no one has ever…”
    “Hasn’t anyone ever eaten that sweet little pussy of yours before, honey?” Thorn asked incredulously. He sat on the bed in front of her and Rafe and reached out to stroke her naked thigh. Elaina clenched her legs together fearfully at his touch and shook her head. “Really?” He couldn’t seem to believe it.
    “No,” she whispered. His hand, large and warm, lingered on the ticklish underside of her knee, making her want to squirm. She was very aware of how hot and wet she had gotten between her legs as she watched the two men together and it made her nervous to think of Thorn getting so close to her there. To think of him licking her, tasting her…
    There was a look of sorrow in the blond vampire’s burning red eyes. “I can understand how you feel, darlin’,” he said, his grating voice soft. “I know you’re probably still a little scared of me but I need to show you that you don’t have to be. I wanna prove to you how sorry I am for the harm I did. Wanna eat your sweet pussy until you come all over my face. It’s the only way I can make things right between us.” He stroked the outside of her thigh gently, sending fire through her veins. “Please, darlin’, let me do this. Let me make amends to you.”
    “I…I don’t know.” Elaina could feel her resolve weakening but it was still a frightening prospect. Behind her, Rafe spoke softly into her ear.
    “I will be here with you the entire time, my darling,” he said softly. “You need only lie back against me and relax. Remember, I will never allow any harm to come to you.”
    “Well…” She could feel the muscles of her legs and thighs trembling with the need to open and realized she wanted to do this. Or rather, she wanted to let Thorn to do it to her. With a sigh, she leaned back against the warm, muscular chest behind her and let Rafe cradle her head on his shoulder. Rafe loved her. Rafe would protect her. Not that she felt she needed much protection from Thorn anymore but still, it was comforting to feel his solid presence behind her and hear his soft voice in her ear.
    “That’s good, honey.” Thorn knelt in front of her, his throbbing cock attesting to the fact that he wanted to do this badly, and stroked her trembling thighs. “Just let yourself relax against Rafael so I can reach you.” Then his large, warm hands were parting her knees, urging her to open herself for him.
    Elaina let a trembling sigh slip from between her lips as she allowed Thorn to part her legs. When he opened her thighs, she could feel the lips of her pussy spreading open as well, showing him her slippery heated inner cunt, letting him know how aroused she was. She knew that her soft, bare little pussy lips were swollen with need and slick with desire and she didn’t think her sex had ever been this wet and ready. But she was afraid to let herself think what she was ready for.
    “Good girl,” Thorn murmured, bending down to get between her thighs. Then he placed a hot, openmouthed kiss on the apex of her sex, making her gasp and almost try to close her legs again.
    “Relax, my darling,” Rafe murmured in her ear. The strong arms wrapped around her moved and soon he was cupping her naked breasts, plucking gently at her stiff nipples. “Spread your thighs for Thorn,” he whispered in a soothing voice. “Let him see how hot and wet you are. Let him taste your need and feast on your desire.”

  22. Bam
    22

    ah crap, my dad’s gonna shit his pants if he sees this.

    You’re lucky I like you, Evie, or I’d kick your ass for this. The post remains. For now.

  23. Evangeline Anderson
    23

    Your dad reads your blog? I would have a cow and a horse and a pig and a chicken if I thought my dad might accidentally stumble onto my website. Lucky for me, he’s almost cyber-illiterate. But damn, take it down if it’s gonna be a problem. I don’t want your dad to get the wrong (or right) idea about you. lol E

  24. Liddy Midnight
    24

    Very interesting changes! Both are hot covers, IMHO. Yeah, the bite does look like it’s begun to fester in the initial take.

    My first thought was that the Ceremony of Three referred to the mythos that sharing blood three times converted the human. The menage aspect also works with the title. If you’re using the three-bites-convert ritual, the title works on many levels. Nice job!

    OTOH, I’ve heard talk that EC may release books with different covers for the different formats — covers for ebooks could be significantly hotter than those on the print version. But I thought that would be the amount of clothing, not a completely different scene. LOL

    I haven’t cruised over here before, but I’ll definitely be back! This is a very fun blog.

    Hugs,
    Liddy



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