In The Spirit of Halloween…

Here’s the Green Arrow, a man who loves his weapons and knows how to use ‘em. Work it, baby, woooooork it! And he’s got an Arrow Cave, you guys! I didn’t know Arrows lived in caves. Silly thing.


And Superman! Why does the Big Blue Boy Scout always look so solemn? Do you think he looks this serious when he’s getting biz-ay? Well, if he does, it’s only ’cause he’s concentratin’! Speaking of Superman, you guys gotta read this if you haven’t already. Brilliant!


Man, who wants to be the meat in that superhero sandwich? I do! I do!

17 Responses to “In The Spirit of Halloween…”

  1. Racy Li
    1

    Yum! How the hell did I miss Green Arrow? My gosh this dude is HAWT!

  2. Bam
    2

    Why do superhero outfits seem to emphasize the package? Is it to lord over mere men, “Yes, I am superior to you and yes, my PENIS is also larger.”

    Oh, yes, the Green Arrow is super-hot.

  3. Racy Li
    3

    I heard that they actually had to photoshop Brandon Routh’s err..package to be smaller so as not rouse the ire of the censors…

    I think I may have to start watching Smallville again…

  4. Sandra Schwab
    4

    I have to admit I’ve always thought that Superman’s costume looks slightly silly. I mean, skintight blue AND a red nappy?

    But Mr. Green-Man … Oh yum!

  5. meljean
    5

    Bam. I heart you.

  6. L.E. Bryce
    6

    Green Arrow, yum!!!

  7. Jackie
    7

    Dude — THAT’S OLLIE QUEEN?

    He’s…young!

    And, like, where’s the spiffy goatee?

  8. Caryle
    8

    Drool, drool, drool. But you know, Jackie’s right. He’d be even hotter with a goatee.

  9. Anonymous
    9

    i wish you would make fun of more covers. You’re not really cover snarking when you just post photos of hotties. It’s not fun, and kinda lazy.

  10. Laura
    10

    Y’all do know it’s bowhunting season right now?
    I’m going to have to watch this “Smallville” show. Evidently small is a misnomer.

    Anonymous…..if you can’t have fun while looking at pix of hotties, you are obviously either a het male or the 1% of the population that is asexual.
    Plus, not bothering to make up a good name to post under is lazy. Geez, at least make something up.
    “Algernon” “Eustace” “Martha”
    “Troll”.

  11. bettie
    11

    Aww, Anon. Don’t get so down. You could always snark the hot guys. To wit:

    Color me unimpressed. And color him Harvest Gold. Between the highlights and the artful mussery, this guy’s hair has a little too much attitude for me.

    Actually, I’m sure he’s all attitude. I don’t watch Smallville often, but I’d bet cash money this character is sarcastic and as into Xtreme Sportz ™ as he is into useless faux-leather armbands. He looks like the superhero equivalent of Poochie the Talking Dog.

  12. December Quinn
    12

    Well my husband is horrified at the idea of a goatee-less Oliver Queen (I’m looking at the Green Arrow “Longbow Hunters” promo poster over our fireplace as I write this, so you know what a fan he is), but I think that Ollie is just fine.

    Or rather, jes’ fiiiiine.

  13. Isabella Snow
    13

    Hmm. Is it just me or did Superman go from blue and red to blue and burgandy?

    Bloke on top’s got arms that hold me down any-old-time.

  14. Isabella Snow
    14

    Erm, burgundy even.. doh!

  15. Lyn
    15

    Cooooooorrrr!!! Is Green Arrow Hot or what?? Oh and is it just me or does Superman’s head look a little small for his body?

  16. Bam
    16

    Oh and is it just me or does Superman’s head look a little small for his body?

    Oh, like I care about his head! The one on top, i mean.

    Is it just me or did Superman go from blue and red to blue and burgundy?

    Izzy, maybe burgundy makes him look more fierce!

  17. Jordan Summers
    17

    Boy is Green Arrow cute. Yum.



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