Monthly Archive: October 2006

Take Two by Evangeline Anderson

Take Two by Evangeline Anderson

I’m a huge fan of erotic romance. I like my books chockfull of sex and violence, but I’m wacky like that. I have no problem if there were sex scenes on every other page...

The Original Conehead Cowboy

The Original Conehead Cowboy

First the Invalid Cowboy and now this. Hell, every single kind of cowboy needs love, alright? Especially Beldar. The first thing I noticed about this cover besides the pointiness of that there hat is...

Somebody Escaped the CW Zoo!

Somebody Escaped the CW Zoo!

Man, look at these two genetically engineered freaks of nature. They’re both just so pretty, pretty, pretty. Put a wig on that dude and you’d have two chicks on this cover, for real. Homeboy...

Monday Morning Piece of Ass

Monday Morning Piece of Ass

I do love Christian Bale. But only in movies. He always looks kind of fug outside of them (he just looks stinky). Sure, there is some hotness creeping in here and here and I’d...

Can’t Turn a Ho into a Housewife

Can’t Turn a Ho into a Housewife

You know that old saying,”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”? As the title helpfully tells us, the dude in the ten gallon hat has already bagged the Amy...