Hey, Anita Blake fans, check this out! According to LKH, this picture is really, really sexy. Really. We took pictures of Anita holding a gun while wearing the zombie penguin shirt and a picture of Jean-Claude leaning against a wall and looking just scrumptious to a convention, and there was almost a fistfight over who [...]
Archive | October, 2006
Unsexiest Threesome Ever
October 18, 2006
The best thing about this cover is the haircut of the blonde(s). Do you think my hairstylist would think I was nuts if I gave her a print-out of this cover and said, “Okay, do this to me.” The girls look alright, right? As Tyra would say, bitches look fierce. Which is why I have [...]
Law & Order: Poser Victims Unit
October 18, 2006
Poor little poser girl. She should have listened to her momma when she said good girls don’t go off with strange men who wear purple bandanas because that means they belong to a very, very gay biker gang heavily into S&M (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Geez, what happened here? If I were [...]
The Title Says it All
October 16, 2006
There’s something that’s just not right with this cover. First of all, the dude holding the baby looks like the Mad Hatter, a ridiculous Batman villain based on an Alice in Wonderland character of the same name. Like the Mad Hatter, this dude has a seriously narrow face and I bet that if you pull [...]
Invalid Cowboys are Hot
October 13, 2006
On this here Friday the 13th, I thought you guys deserved a treat. And that’s exactly what a skinny ass cowboy with a broken arm is. A treat! Dude should have kept his shirt on. Since he’s already wearing a black hat, he might as well have put on a black shirt, too. Would have [...]

October 19, 2006
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