Dionne Galace

Hey, Anita Blake fans, check this out! According to LKH, this picture is really, really sexy. Really. We took pictures of Anita holding a gun while wearing the zombie penguin shirt and a picture of Jean-Claude leaning against a wall and looking just scrumptious to a convention, and there was almost a fistfight over who [...]

The best thing about this cover is the haircut of the blonde(s). Do you think my hairstylist would think I was nuts if I gave her a print-out of this cover and said, “Okay, do this to me.” The girls look alright, right? As Tyra would say, bitches look fierce. Which is why I have [...]

Poor little poser girl. She should have listened to her momma when she said good girls don’t go off with strange men who wear purple bandanas because that means they belong to a very, very gay biker gang heavily into S&M (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Geez, what happened here? If I were [...]

There’s something that’s just not right with this cover. First of all, the dude holding the baby looks like the Mad Hatter, a ridiculous Batman villain based on an Alice in Wonderland character of the same name. Like the Mad Hatter, this dude has a seriously narrow face and I bet that if you pull [...]

On this here Friday the 13th, I thought you guys deserved a treat. And that’s exactly what a skinny ass cowboy with a broken arm is. A treat! Dude should have kept his shirt on. Since he’s already wearing a black hat, he might as well have put on a black shirt, too. Would have [...]