31 Responses to “Can You Tell Which One’s the Slut?”

1. Darragha Posted: Nov 16th, 2006 at 10:09 pm

   1 God, Bam. I can tell you love me. You made my character, Salem Grier, the slut. Yeah, well…you’ll just have to read the book to see if she does the whole team or not. Darragha

2. L.E. Bryce Posted: Nov 16th, 2006 at 10:45 pm

   2 The Asian chick probably does her ninja stuff with that silver cord she wears. I can totally see her lassoing or strangling some two-timing bastard with it.

3. Jackie Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 5:32 am

   3 I think the Asian gal is dressed in an ice-skating costume. Dude, what happened to the scream box?

4. Robin Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 6:55 am

   4 The one in the green, Bam, is my heroine and (grin) she totally does it in the butt!

5. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 7:50 am

   5 Damn…the middle chick, my witch, does it with two guys who then do it with each other!

6. bam Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 8:08 am

   6 Robin, she does it in the butt? Very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. How much? Dude, what happened to the scream box? Jack, the screambox kept going down and became an unaesthetic sight.

7. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 8:15 am

   7 Come on Bam, what do I have to do to impress you? Write a slut book with major back door action featuring Filipino dominatrix in control of two hot dudes exploring a M/s M/M relationship? “Do me with the riding crop, Mistress.”

8. bam Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 8:17 am

   8 Author Comment Depends, Darragha. Does one of them look like this guy? Maybe you should also name the main character Dionne. But with a ridiculous french accent, like how my Latin professor pronounces it.

9. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 9:22 am

   9 I’ve already written an acknowlegement for “Dionne” in “The Mooncusser.” Unfortunately, my heroes and M/M action dudes in A Witch in Time, look like Warrick Brown from CSI and the adult Michael Anthony Hall. Sorry, Bammie!

10. shuzluva Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 10:29 am

    10 Warrick Brown? YES! Adult MAH? Uh…I’ll just never get rid of the image of Farmer Ted, no matter what he does.

11. XandraG Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 10:32 am

    11 Ahh, sorry Bam and sorry ladies…but the Asian chick–my heroine–is totally the slut. How funny is it that we’re all fighting over who gets to be the slut? Maybe “A Witch In Time II” will feature our heroines duking (dicking?) it out in oil or maybe Jello, over who gets to be the tartiest tart of the bunch…

12. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 10:55 am

    12 The adult AMH is a blond god. A total, edible babe. Put him on one side and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on the other and I might even become a total sl*t. I think “A Witch in Time II” is where our three heroines time travel together and have a 3-way lesbian thing, inviting my Viking ghosts, Robin’s shape-shifting panthers and Xandra’s space alien wolfies to participate in the action. Oh, the full title of “A Witch, II” is “A Witch in Time, II: Doin’ Dionne” Darragha

13. bam Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 11:01 am

    13 Oh, the full title of “A Witch, II” is “A Witch in Time, II: Doin’ Dionne” Either my mother or Dionne Warwick would get sooooo mad! That is, if either of them ever get off the Xanax long enough to care.

14. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 11:13 am

    14 What about “Bumping Bam” as a title? Or “Gliding into Galace” Give mama more Xanax. She’ll never know.

15. XandraG Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 11:26 am

    15 Oh, thank you so much for putting the theme to “Solid Gold” in my mind. I will never be able to make it go away now…

16. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 11:45 am

    16 Work with it, Xandra. If it’s in your mind, write about it! We see what’s on Bam’s mind all the time…

17. Taekduu Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    17 Bam, I cannot agree with you. The middle chick totally looks like this innocent creature who needs to be gently introduced to sex. The expression on the face of green-dress looks more like snotty I know exactly what you are thinking but last night I made him BEG and then I beat him. Ya know, now that I started writing this and then went back to look at it, they all look like sltus. screw it. also please note, the green dress and asian chick both look to be wearing dresses, and in the immortal words of my high school dean “easy access.” Damn, now I am curious, I have to go buy the book.

18. Darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    18 The middle chick owns and operates an occult and “antique sex toys” shoppe. She’s very “Jennifer Garnerish” or “Evangaline Lillyish” in the innocent appearance mode, but gets down with a whalebone dildo and two hot Viking spirits. Thank you for buying the book. If you want a freebie (keyboard sweeper, pen, sticky note pad, bookmarker, etc.) let me know! You can find me via my website at www.darraghafoster.com. I should send Bammie some promotional items. I can well imagine what naughty things she and Tim could get down to with a keyboard sweeper.

19. Celine Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    19 I vote for all three to be the sluttiest… It’s just the girls on the end wearing the dresses can get laid the fastest since they don’t have to pull their jeans down. Nice cover!

20. darragha Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    20 Hey! Just because Salem is a hippy-chick wearing jeans doesn’t mean that she can’t get laid in a hurry! On the count of three… ONE TWO THREE Whoo. She said it was good.

21. AnneD Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    21 So I have been lurking for a while, having a great laugh at snarks and reviews, but today I had to pipe up. Bring on the 3-way witch smack down! Yeah, I don’t even read lesbian romancea and I would buy that for the drag down knock out factor alone!

22. Jane Posted: Nov 18th, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    22 Is this a YA book? like a little bit older version of the Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mountain movies.

23. Darragha Posted: Nov 19th, 2006 at 8:50 am

    23 YA book? Uh, no. The sluts…ah, the witches are all adult in adult situations. Witch Mountain? Surely, you jest! Disney girls gone wild!

24. rhian Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 5:27 am

    24 Bam - you are a BAD, BAD influence. I’m SUPPOSED to be working now, not reading these reviews and comments, not snickering, not clicking around to check out new authors. Ya think i need to go to BA (Bam Anon)? Darragha - wasn’t gonna buy the book, didn’t even give it a second glance (cuz of the uber sweet Witch Mountain cover) … but after reading your descriptions… gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have it. Shit. So little time, so many slutty novels - what’s a gal to do? oh yeah - read faster.

25. Darragha Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 5:47 am

    25 It’s not Witch Mountain! They are sluts! I tell you, the three women on the cover of this book are totally wanton! My character, Salem Grier (the middle slut) gets horny eating baklava! And as for the other two, well…that Regency chick with the “I’m so proper” look on her face…she is naughty! Naughty, naughty! And the Asian chicken is like a total space-age dominatrix who does it on a parade float! Witch Mountain? I don’t think so! More like Bitch Mountain! Incidently, I spent way too much time reading snark sites while I’m at “the day job,” too. Addictive, I say! Bam and Mrs. Giggles are addictive!

26. Robin Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 6:31 am

    26 Just saw the rest of the conversation. Whoa, what have I been missing? We’ve got a sequel coming? (emphasis on that last verb there) Where do I sign up? There is so much I can do to expand the sex rituals? Darr, Xandra, do ya’s chicks wanna come play? LOL!

27. Robin Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 6:32 am

    27 Hmm….didn’t really mean to put the ? after rituals. I got a little question happy.

28. darragha Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 8:33 am

    28 I’m in if we call it Return to Bitch Mountain.

29. rhian Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 9:59 am

    29 i’ll buy ten copies and give ‘em away as gifts if ya call it “Return to Bitch Mountain.” Same sluts on the cover but in D/s gear. Yeah… i’d pay to see that…..

30. Darragha Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 at 5:36 am

    30 Yanno, Rhian…I’d pay to see it, too. Running off to check w/ publisher about sequal….

31. rhian Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 at 7:08 am

    31 Okay D - bought it, read it and ya know - with the “critical” and “symbolic” interplay of tools and toys in your story ….i’m thinking the D/s sequel concept is such a good…fit… for you. Yeah - i can so totally see it….. p.s. - Bam-alicious, thanks for introducing me to all of your totally wacked friends. i no longer feel so alone in the world. Next time someone sez i’m too weird for words - i’ll send them right here.