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Mmm… Headless Clay Sculptures are Sexy!


Trust Amber Quill to know what’s sexy out there, man. I look at this thing and have to restrain myself from tearing my clothes off in a sexual frenzy and rubbing my womanly parts against the edge of my desk. Oh, science! How can you not want to look at this gorgeous sight every morning? Mmm… just check out the gorgeous clay-like consistency of this man’s skin. Real skin is overrated anyway. Play-doh is where it’s at, bay-bee! And the skin creases at his hip? Doesn’t make me think of unkneaded dough at all. No, man, it makes me think of top sirloin I can definitely sink my teeth into. Yes, this wallpaper makes me say “uhhh… uhhh… naaaah-naaaah-naaah-naaah”. And just think of how useful this guy would be around the house. You can mold him into a new lamp or a very large dildo or whatever your heart’s desire may be. So what are you waiting for? Click on the image (which will take you to a larger version), right-click the sucker, and save it as your desktop wallpaper today. Right now!

You kids may thank the lovely Rhian for directing us to this treasure.

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8 Responses to “Mmm… Headless Clay Sculptures are Sexy!”

  1. darragha
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 10:44 am
    1

    I have nothing against Amber Quill–but I would rather put the picture of you with your mother’s arm around your shoulder from the “ABOUT ME” section of your website on my desktop than a purple headless dude.

    Incidently, are you not a creature of the night, as well?

  2. bam
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 10:55 am
    2

    I would rather put the picture of you with your mother’s arm around your shoulder from the “ABOUT ME” section of your website on my desktop than a purple headless dude.

    Oh, dude. My cousin (the owner of that arm) would be so pissed if she read that. ha ha.

  3. AnneD
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    3

    I so need a headless guy who needs a tummy tuck, is he any good at parties?

  4. kate r
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    4

    thank you, Lovely Rhian. That’s quite enough, though.

  5. rhian
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    5

    Oh, but Kate! There are pages and pages and freakin’ pages of those … “bad” boys. Wouldn’t be fair to keep them all to myself.
    And Bam - thanks babe! I blew diet coke out of my nose when i read the snark. Talk about lovely….
    No, really - you are THE Goddess.

  6. Charlene
    Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    6

    I honestly thought that was part of an elephant’s trunk. It took me five minutes to see a human torso.

    By the way, since when are dismembered, preserved corpses sexy?

  7. Darragha
    Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 5:52 am
    7

    If his head is missing, how can he give oral pleasure? Oy. The man needs his head…I mean…really!

  8. Jackie
    Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 8:20 am
    8

    ::giggle::

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