Hey kids, sorry for the lack of posts. I’m in the middle of finals and have been doing nothing but studying my ass off. I’ll be back next week as good as new and twice as snarky. As of now, I’m totally delirious because I’m running on four hours of sleep. I swear, I’ve got caffeine instead of blood running in my veins right now. My mind is racing like crazy. I need a nap. But I gotta study. Stupid, stupid school. On the upside, I think I kicked the shit out of my Latin final. Oh, Science, I hope I just didn’t jizz jinx myself by saying that. Oh, and here’s a picture of a hot schoolgirl anime chick for no reason whatsoever. Actually, there is a reason. She’s wearing panties. Panties are awesome. Especially if they’re soft cotton and don’t ride up your asscrack. It’s a little something our celebutards should learn! Nobody wants to see your meatflaps, dude. Not even perverts like me. No, seriously, put them away. I mean, what is the deal? Why would you want to show your nasty ass flapjacks to anyone when you’re supposedly trying to put your life back together? That makes no sense to me whatsoever. In fact, nothing makes sense to me right now except Latin declensions.
Man, I’m so dizzy, I don’t even know what I’m talking about right now. Where am I? Nighty-night!
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December 7, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Sleep? What’s sleep?
Consider it practice for when the kiddies come along!
Good luck on your finals!!
December 7, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Take care Bam and all the best in your Finals!
December 7, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Uh… Shut up. No. That’s not going to happen. I ain’t ever havin’ kids, yo. *shudders* Now I’m going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot, Wiley. Thanks for nothing.
December 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Oh I feel your pain! I just finished my last class of the semester. You can tell it’s the last week, because I go from eating food to living off a carefully calculated mix of cake, candy, caffeine and rum. Good luck, and may the liquor be with you.
December 7, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Good luck on the finals – and why did I follow the link?????? That will take a while now to leave the brain.
December 7, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Not only did I follow the link–I checked out all the pix in the Fleshbot galley. I feel…dirty.
Some gals wear skirts short enough to see if they needed a shave. And other gals forget the skirt but, apparently, don’t forget to shave.
Good luck tomorrow, Bam.
December 8, 2006 at 8:42 am
I feel your pain. This week I live on coffee and 4 hours of sleep per night. Next week I get to sleep all day and live on Maalox while I rebuild the lining of my stomach which is right now being erroded by this week’s coffee. It is a familiar cycle.
I have the kids and the classes. Last week I wrote the better part of a term paper with a 4 year old boy clinging to my back like a baby monkey. One of my classmates called for help with a citation and in the middle of the conversation I hollered to my son “Get OFF my back!” Classmate was all “Okay. Sorry. I think you may need a nap.” I had fun explaining that one.
December 8, 2006 at 10:17 am
KEEP KICKING ASS, BAM! I know you’re gonna get thru the hell of finals and come out on the other side smelling like…something significantly better than assflap. It’s almost over and then you can get back to entertaining all of us.
December 8, 2006 at 11:33 am
Good luck on your finals!
December 9, 2006 at 11:47 am
Stop fighting it, Bam. You’re going to be blessed with nine, at least!
And after some of the covers you treat us to, I’m glad to return the nightmare favor!!
December 10, 2006 at 3:18 am
Good luck with finals, Bam.
December 10, 2006 at 10:14 am
When you’re back, you HAVE to comment on the Harlequin Blaze covers that are coming out- I can’t beleive they’re getting away with some of their new jan 07 covers- check out the limo porn scene!
http://store.eharlequin.com/t1.....IM_MONTH=1
Must admit, though, they are eyecatching.