Dude, I’m no Photoshop wunderkind or anything, but even I know that this image is stretched out of proportion (even if the glorious Rhian didn’t point it out to me). It just looks weird, y’all. It looks like… I don’t know, porno happening in wacky-vision where everyone is all stretched out and stuff. Heh-heh. Stretched out. You know what’s not sexy? When your lover reaches out and pokes you in the nose. I mean, it’s cute and shit, but mostly I just get annoyed. Like, what am I, an infant? It really doesn’t work for this cover here because it only serves to emphasize how FRICKIN’ HUGE the chick’s nose is. I mean goddamn, look at that thing! It’s like Mount Everest and shit! No, it’s the frickin’ K-12 that Lane Meyer had to ski on in Better Off Dead. For realz. I wonder if he’s pointing out to her how big her schnozz is. How rude! You’d think two naked people would find something better to do. Speaking of naked people, where the hell are her tits? Is he squishing them with his elbow? I swear to Science, Tim elbowed me in the tit once and I almost busted out a knife to cut him. Dude appears to be leaning leaning on them like they’re pillows or some shit like that. Yeah, they’re pillows, all right. Dirty pillows. Seriously, I can’t see her boobs, nor can I stand looking at this thing anymore because it’s making me cross-eyed. One last thing, though. How much do you guys love this author’s name? Samantha Gentry. Dude, that’s so Romance Novel Author from the 80s. Wasn’t there an author called Georgina Gentry? But maybe it’s her real name and ergo, her fate that she grow up to be an erotic romance author. Awesome.

Thanks to the lovely Rhian for this cover!

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