12 Responses to “I Guess I’m a Wimp After All”

1. Jackie Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

   1 Huh. I really don’t know what…part (parts?) that could be. Or from how many people. (And I have a pretty fucked up imagination.)

2. BernardL Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 7:01 pm

   2 It looks like… little bit… butterfly. Seriously, meat usually looks ugly before it’s cooked.

3. kate r Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 7:10 pm

   3 You know once it’s all just a lot of flesh and gristle it’s just meat. Gross but not scary. But gross, which isn’t as interesting as scary. Now that book with god and demons. THAT sounds like the best ever.

4. Meljean Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 7:15 pm

   4 Ew. Me, I’m not a fan of Hostel-type movies (Saw, Wolf Creek, whatever). Which is odd, because I love stuff like PREACHER — but you put it into live-action and I’m just … bleh. And I love me some violence in movies, and horror, so I don’t know what it is.

5. bam Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 7:26 pm

   5 Knowing Eli Roth’s type of films… and because I have seen Hostel more than once and can guess how fucked up homeboy can get… I’m going to reveal the first thing that popped into my head as soon as I saw the poster… It’s either the inside of a chick’s messed up vagina… or her anus. Which was why I got nauseous. I love stuff like PREACHER — but you put it into live-action and I’m just … bleh. Mick, did you hear about those rumors that the producers of Soprano are interested in turning Preacher into a series? It was in development hell for a while with James Marsden in the lead (Cyclops? WTF?), but the project is dead in the water now… but with HBO supposedly interested in it… Dude, how awesome would it be if Captain Tightpants played Jesse Custer?

6. Laura Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 8:48 pm

   6 Hmmm. Perhaps the intention is something much grosser, but that pic is just some beef or lamb. The closeup is kind of brisket-y, or perhaps just shank meat. A cheaper cut for sure; look at the amount of silverskin, tendon, and uneven marbling. Stew meat.

7. bam Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 10:16 pm

   7 Hmmm. Perhaps the intention is something much grosser, but that pic is just some beef or lamb. The closeup is kind of brisket-y, or perhaps just shank meat. A cheaper cut for sure; look at the amount of silverskin, tendon, and uneven marbling. Oh, like I would know. When meat comes to me, it’s been cooked… and pleasantly garnished!

8. Samantha Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 at 10:40 pm

   8 I clicked and it just made me hungry for steak . I’m so glad you posted, btw. I’m going home today and won’t have an internet connection for awhile. I was startin’ to get a little sad that I wouldn’t have any new Bam before I left. That sounded a little creepy… Happy Holidays!

9. AnneD Posted: Dec 19th, 2006 at 5:53 am

   9 Looks like a bad episode of Dr90210

10. shuzluva Posted: Dec 19th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    10 Bam, this is definitely where you and I diverge. I cannot stand slasher/horror films. Ugh. Give me a great psychological thriller any day. But blood? Gore? I’m not interested. However, I’ve seen the poster. I agree with Laura, it looks like a cheap cut of meat…and makes me think of brisket. Mmmm…Mommy’s brisket. YUMMY!

11. Meljean Posted: Dec 19th, 2006 at 9:01 am

    11 “Dude, how awesome would it be if Captain Tightpants played Jesse Custer?” I think I just had a geeky fangirl orgasm. I would watch a live-action Preacher series, though.

12. bam Posted: Dec 19th, 2006 at 9:27 am

    12 it looks like a cheap cut of meat…and makes me think of brisket. Mmmm…Mommy’s brisket. YUMMY! Okay, you fuckers are sick. Or maybe I should stop imagining it’s the inside of a girl’s anus. I would watch a live-action Preacher series, though Duh. It’d be awesome. speaking of live-action, I can’t wait for The Dresden Files on the Sci-fi channel coming up in January. Fucking awesome!