Because We Can’t Get Enough…

of Nekkid People! Check this out, kids! It’s bloody brilliant. By the way, don’t click it if you’re offended by pictures of regular-looking people in coitus. They’re ordinary folks, not Abercrombie models, so some of them are kind of fug. But that’s the beauty of it! Ugly people have sex too! Awesome.

Seriously, kids, why does this picture make me think of Anita Blake?

15 Responses to “Because We Can’t Get Enough…”

  1. SweetNSourGirl
    1

    Reminds me of Anita too, I think it’s the eyes of the femmy looking guy (girl?)

  2. Jackie
    2

    I would not want to be there when one of them farted.

  3. rhian
    3

    heeeheee. thanks Jackie - i laughed so hard i farted. okay not really. but i could’ve. i’m still trying to figure out which body the chick/guy’s head goes to. i don’t think it’s the one with the purty luv handle, but maybe. But then where does the guy whose head is below her/his go? And there’s a mystery arm coming up from bottom center…. it’s fun with rubik’s people.

  4. bam
    4

    Ah, hell, Rhian… if you really wanna fart in laughter, check this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd3i4gA_QJY

    I’m not gonna get chu a diamond ring… That sort of gift don’t mean anything… I’m not gonna get chu a shining star… Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star… I’m not gonna get chu a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real… I wanna get chu something from the heart (something special, girl)… it’s my dick in a box! (my dick in a box, girl)

    So to the fellas out there with ladies to impress It’s easy to do, just follow these steps (ONE) Cut a hole in the box (TWO) Put your junk in that box (THREE) Make her open the box! And that’s the way you do it… there’s my dick in a box!

    Awesome.

  5. Brad Wallis
    5

    The eyes belong to a woman and if you follow where the neck would naturally be, to the right of the image, you will see her body ;o) The arm coming from the bottom belongs to the man whose head is below her.
    It was a wonderful workshop I put on at a gallery in Portland Oregon and I had about 12 models available. It’s not often a photographer has a chance to work with that many models at once so the natural progression, of course, was to put them all in a pile ;o)
    Which at some point, I took my clothes off and climbed on top of them for a few shots ;o)
    Great fun was had by all and I have no memories of farts ;o)
    Thanks
    Brad Wallis

  6. bam
    6

    Great fun was had by all and I have no memories of farts ;o)

    Hey, Brad, thanks for stopping by. I think it’s awesome, by the way. I spent hours looking at the pictures. Good stuff, dude!

    Which at some point, I took my clothes off and climbed on top of them for a few shots

    and honestly, guys, who wouldn’t? especially if one of them was Justin Hartley. *sigh*

  7. Brad Wallis
    7

    Thanks very much ;o)
    It’s always nice when someone actually “gets” what I do.
    Brad Wallis

  8. rhian
    8

    OKAY - if that video hadn’t made me chortle-fart (which it did - thanks ever so much Bammy i love you), Brad’s comments woulda. I think in pictures so I could SOOOOO see him diving on top. Squeals all around, even if there was no fun-farts. grin!

  9. Brad Wallis
    9

    I just got a new neg scanner and will be going though all my old stuff so if I find it, i will post it here in a response ;o)
    Brad

  10. Jane
    10

    I actually thought none of them were fug - that they were all beautiful. I know this is probably inappropriate since the photographer is here, but hell, that’s never stopped me before. I thought the self portraits looked almost androgynous in the elongated, almost curveless form. The body was slim, with a strange hint of the feminine contrasted, of course, by the rampant cock. Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

  11. bam
    11

    I actually thought none of them were fug - that they were all beautiful.

    Oh no, Jane, I didn’t mean the pics themselves were fug. Let’s just say that some of those folks are… not conventionally attractive. :) I thought the pics were brilliant… I do like the smoothness of the bodies and the way they seem to flow together like a big homogenous puppy pile of wuv.

    But Tim did bring up an interesting point to me: “Umm… maybe the pics only look hot because they’re in black and white. I think they would probably look pretty nasty in color.”

    The penii are so smooth, though. Like marble dildoes.

  12. kate r
    12

    I loved the Brad’s stuff! like the pictures that took a few seconds to figure out– naked humans are much prettier when in B/W, especially pink people.

    yo, Bam, those people are having too much fun to be Anita Blake’s crowd. AB and her guys take Sex Very Seriously. Ardeur is not a fun business.

  13. fiveandfour
    13

    Love the photos. And Portland, huh? Great to know we’ve got such good-looking people walking around out there even if I never see ‘em (I seem to see the same faces all the time…and they don’t look like that!)

  14. Darragha
    14

    Congrats, Bam. You found a website full of black and white, reasonably artistic porno shots! Pretty soon you’ll be linking to the Hun’s Yellow Pages! Poor Bammie. You need your little mini vacation, don’t you. Working your little brain so hard with finals has finally sent you over the edge.

    Don’t worry…there are several of us already way past *the edge,* and we’ll catch you :)

  15. bam
    15

    Working your little brain so hard with finals has finally sent you over the edge.

    It’s NOT little. It’s mothafuckin’ huge. It’s the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. Shit, I get headaches most of the time ’cause I have keep a Beetle-sized brain inside my cute little skull.

    You should see me when I’m watching Jeopardy. The veins on my temple literally throb!

    And whooooooo-hoooo for black and white porn! :P



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