22 Responses to “Santa-licious Man-Titty for Mah Bitchez”

1. rhian Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 4:15 pm

   1 Wooooaaaa - Wait a minute - does this mean no Bam fixes over the holidays?!?!? you can’t do that Bammie - you CAN’T get me addicted and then leave me to flounder (and whine) for over a week. SOB! yeah - and i mean that both ways. Ah hell - i suppose you deserve a snark-break. Just be prepared for the bitch-jumpin when you get your ass back in line.

2. Jackie Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 6:07 pm

   2 To the tune of “Sedated” by The Ramones: Four-four-fourteen days to go, I wanna get my book rated Nothin’ to do and no where to go-o-oh, I wanna get my book rated Get Bam on the Internet, I’ll bribe her with Dean Cain Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain Oh no no no no no Four-four-fourteen days to go, I wanna get my book rated Nothin’ to do and no where to go-o-oh, I wanna get my book rated Get Bam on the Internet, I’ll track down Brandon Routh Hurry hurry hurry, before I do something uncouth I can’t control my fingers, God find me some vermouth Oh no no no no no Bam-bam-ba-bam ba-bam-bam-ba-bam. I wanna get my book rated. Bam-bam-ba-bam ba-bam-bam-ba-bam. I wanna get my book rated. Bam-bam-ba-bam ba-bam-bam-ba-bam. I wanna get my book rated. Bam-bam-ba-bam ba-bam-bam-ba-bam. I wanna get my book rated.

3. bam Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 6:37 pm

   3 Author Comment Dude, Jackie… Routh rhymes with MOUTH. Everyone knows that.

4. rhian Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 6:44 pm

   4 GOOD GAWD Jackie! That is the funniest damn thing i’ve heard in ages. Can i copy and put on my blog, huh, huh, can i? can i? (She sez, thrashing her head to Bam-bam-bam-bam). Thanks for the pre-nightynight howl. Check the bookstore today just to see if maybe your book had hit early… no such luck. A girl can wish can’t she? Excuse me now - i need to slam dance around the studio, da ‘Mones are calling me…..

5. Jackie Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 7:14 pm

   5 ((REMIX)) Get Bam on the Internet, I’ll track down that Justin dude Hurry hurry hurry, before I do something crude I can’t control my fingers–God why can’t I be a prude? Oh no no no no OHHHHHHHH! :-)

6. Jackie Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 at 7:19 pm

   6 Can i copy and put on my blog, huh, huh, can i? Sure, Rhian!

7. rhian Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 5:03 am

   7 thanks Jackie - i dub thee The Goddess of Hades. it’s a good thing. Means ya get to be one hot bitch. heh.

8. shuzluva Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 6:32 am

   8 OMG, Jackie you are hilarous. I think this just might get me through a Bam-less holiday week. Bam, can’t wait until you’re back you fabulous bitch!

9. shuzluva Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 6:33 am

   9 Okay, I missed a comma there. Sue me.

10. Jackie Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 7:52 am

    10 i dub thee The Goddess of Hades This would look SO cool on a business card… :-)

11. Darragha Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 8:25 am

    11 Come on, Bammie…there are internet connections where you’re going. And you can’t expect the in-laws and Tim to keep you occupied all the bloody time. Send us messages, dearest. We’ll miss you to desperately. And, honey, I’d take your left leg. Right at the hip joint. I’d paint it red, shelaqu it and hang those balls I took from my ex-husband off it. Darragha

12. rhian Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 8:50 am

    12 oh SHEEEEETTTTT Darragha - yer killing me! i’m going to be snorting and snickering all day in meetings as i try to get that visual outa mah head! heh - there’s a painting for you.

13. December Quinn Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    13 Heh heh, totally hearing you Jackie!

14. rhian Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    14 OMG! JACKIE!!!!!!! (Squealing loudly) I. HAVE. YOUR. BOOK. IN. MY. HANDS!!!! Just popped by Borders for the hell of it (heh) and did the “Sigh….I wish Jackie’s book was out early…. might as well check…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” I think they thought it was a fire alarm going off in the store. See ya wenches - wishes DO come true!

15. Jackie Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    15 Whoa — so much for the January 2 thing! Hope you enjoy, Rhian! (And if you don’t, I hope you’ll tell me why.)

16. rhian Posted: Dec 22nd, 2006 at 4:43 am

    16 Jackie - halfway through and LUVIN it! Yummy “hot” guys (heh) and great tours of hell. Jesse cracks me up!

17. Jackie Posted: Dec 22nd, 2006 at 7:17 am

    17 Cool. I’m really happy you’re enjoying it, Rhian. This will help soothe my ego when Bam crucifies me (and MelJean) in January.

18. rhian Posted: Dec 22nd, 2006 at 7:37 am

    18 Nah - not gonna happen. She’ll love it. I promise. You are SO on your way girlfriend. And I’m not sayin that cuz we’re blog buddies - i’m telling you - you got it going on with this book. Get ready - your life is about to change….

19. Jackie Posted: Dec 22nd, 2006 at 9:06 am

    19 ((blush)) You’re a sweetheart, Rhian.

20. rhian Posted: Dec 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

    20 Yikes Jackie! Next thing you know - you’ll be calling me “nice.” Loved that passage btw. I’ve had an ongoing joke for 20 years with my bestfriend. Whenever he wants to piss me off he tells me how “nice” i am. Brings out the uber-bitch me. Thanks though - and thanks for writing this book. I’m totally dancing in your universe.

21. December Quinn Posted: Jan 1st, 2007 at 3:41 am

    21 Okay, Bam, it’s the new year…

22. rhian Posted: Jan 1st, 2007 at 6:49 am

    22 heh - i hear you December…. New Year’s day and i still don’t have my Bam fix. Damn it. Do you know how hard it is to type with these shakes…..