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My Very Hot Vivisection Scar

Chicks dig a good scar. They especially like the kind that make you look all rugged and shit. Perhaps a pencil-thin slash bisecting your right eyebrow? You could tell her you got it scaling a barbed wire fence with a bag strapped to your back full of bunnies you had rescued from an evil lab. Or during your tour of duty to El Salvador. Then you can trail off and stare into the darkness, murmuring, “I don’t want to corrupt your mind with my painful memories.” Chicks also dig a nice gunshot wound scar. Maybe on your shoulder, looking all puckered and shiny. You could tell her you dove in front of a little girl clutching her teddy bear as a mad—-mad, I tell you—-man shot at her. Then when she praises you for being brave you could say, “It was nothing. Almost reflexive, really.” But… um… a C-section scar on a dude? Look at his belly and tell me that’s not what it is! He can’t even tell people it’s from the time he donated his kidney to a dying little… um… kitten because wouldn’t the scar be on his lower back? Or… you know, maybe it’s a gastric bypass scar ’cause… he was a heavy guy once. If so, good for him for doing something about it! Shake ya tailfeather, I say!

Should I even comment that his girlfriend looks about fifteen? And that hear breasts appear to have popped free out of her chemise and she has no nipples? And what the hell does the title mean, anyway? Is she the wife AND the mistress? Doesn’t the fact that she’s HIS wife negate the whole… mistress-dom? Unless she’s the EVIL TWIN of the wife who is, of course, the good twin! Or she’s… Sybil!

Thanks to the lovely Amber for this cover!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am and is filed under Covers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

7 Responses to “My Very Hot Vivisection Scar”

  1. colleen
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
    1

    Heh! I thought at first you meant “Sybil” as in redwyne Sybil!!!

    LOL.

  2. shuzluva
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 11:28 am
    2

    I’d have to go with hernia scar. That’s a little high for a c-section scar. Oh, the sexiness of a hernia!

  3. AnneD
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 11:45 am
    3

    I have to agree - c section scar no; but being partially gutted by an ex girlfriend? I could go for that for sure, its just the right height for having to stuff someones intestines back in.

  4. Lyn
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    4

    Classic sword fighting scar, Bam! Then again, maybe he was gored in the stomach by a rampaging bull as he attempted to distract the creature from a group of disabled orphans who’d come to watch a bull fight.

    Still, scar or not he’s kinda cute and while she might be 15 but her hand looks 100 - check it out!

  5. Teddy Pig
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    5

    OMG, she really needs a hand job and he really should be laying down.

  6. Jackie
    Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    6

    Her Barbie boobie scares me more than his c-section.

  7. rhian
    Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 at 4:27 am
    7

    My, my, my. Interesting bulge there in his pants, definitely poking in her direction… with a funky curve - looks like it’s trying to jump right through the material to flop around on her thigh. Guess he’s wearing the new relaxed crotch cut pants. Wonder what the pants would look like if he stood up. I can see the marketing campaign now… something along the lines of that dick-in-a-box video you linked to Bam (boy, did they pull that one off the web superfast.) Maybe the scar is from where he wacked himself too many times with his floppy sword. Wacked. heh. errrr - sorry - need more coffeeeee…..

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