17 Responses to “From the Depths of My Nightmares”

1. Jackie Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 10:48 am

   1 ((THUD)) That was me, falling out of my chair and hitting the floor, helpless with mirth.

2. Bonnie Dee Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 10:53 am

   2 I love that cover. It’s beautifully creepy but also aesthetically pleasing to me. Are you a Stephen King reader? In one of his books, the one with the buried spaceship I think for which I can’t remember the name, there is a collection of dolls that goes after somebody. It was about the scariest scene in the book as I recall–although, clearly I’m not remembering the book too well at all. Scary dolls and clowns are always high on the creep-o-meter for me. Make that a clown doll and you’re batting a thousand.

3. Jackie Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 11:09 am

   3 the one with the buried spaceship TOMMYKNOCKERS, the Kingster’s attempt at science fiction. And he also rocks in his scary clown book, IT. One of my favorites.

4. December Quinn Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 11:25 am

   4 Lol! I gotta agree, that cover is really damn cool.

5. rhian Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 12:12 pm

   5 When I was a kid, one of the meanest (and funniest) things i used to do to exact revenge on my sister was fuck with her dolls. Two best revenges: Told her her barbies came to life at night, then for several weeks i would get up in the middle of the night and flip them all around in their cases so when she opened the doll cases the next day, the dolls were no longer in the postions she left them in. Heh. After she was totally freaked out about her barbies, I borrowed a friend’s doll that talked and moved at the waist (Maybe a Chatty Kathy doll?). The doll was broke so the speech came out all garbled and dragging. I put the doll on a table and hid behind it. As my friend brought baby sis into the room I pulled the doll string, so the doll turned toward her, talking in slow-mo. She peed on herself and ran screaming from the room. She swore afterwards that the doll’s eyes were glowing. (Roll eyes) The spanking I got was so worth it. And just so you don’t think I’m totally rotten (just a wee bit rotten), I’d like to say she completely earned every act of revenge. She got me back years later when she convinced my oldest son he was fathered by aliens.

6. rhian Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

   6 eeeewwwwwww! Bam! I just went from your site to this one and look what i saw: http://www.bromart.com/ Coincidence….. I think not. Excuse me - i need to go hide under MY covers.

7. fiveandfour Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

   7 I remember seeing an interview with Anne Rice once that took place in her home. Behind her was a big case of those dolls with the frilly, old-time velvet dresses and too-white faces. I thought, “Well that certainly explains a lot.” Because those dolls are like clowns, dude: creepy. ::Shudder::

8. L.E. Bryce Posted: Jan 6th, 2007 at 1:12 am

   8 You know, I saw this episode of Globe Trekker where this old guy who lives in a hut in the canals around Mexico City has these used doll heads and doll parts hanging from his ceiling and walls. I think he must be Bam’s soul mate or something. (okay, don’t hit me! It was just a thought!)

9. Charlene Posted: Jan 6th, 2007 at 5:45 am

   9 I looked at that site rhian linked to. I’m going to go to bed now and suck my thumb.

10. Robyn Posted: Jan 6th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    10 Reminds me of that old TV movie I saw as a kid. “Trilogy of Terror,” I think. Pre-Chucky by many years, this freaky little doll chased Karen Black around. I had nightmares for a month.

11. kate r Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 11:12 am

    11 so why’s the author’s name on there twice?

12. rhian Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 11:19 am

    12 Bam - there’s a doll uprising, a conspiracy, i tell you! And it’s ALL YOUR FAULT! I went to download my free video from my stockphoto membership and ya see what they give me: http://www.redwolfgallery.com/.....allWeb.mov You are one dangerous bitch girl, with the shit you can call into motion…. Forget the thumbs, it’s time to start sucking toes.

13. kate r Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 11:20 am

    13 and totally off topic but the tim who does your site, are you the dee he refers to and did he actually PAINT the pictures on his site? If yes about the second (heck about the first too), you are not approaching kidding when you call him an evil genius. why yes, I am avoiding work any way possible, kate

14. kate r Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 11:25 am

    14 jesus rhian. . . You need to add a warning “Potential nightmare material Only check this link during daylight hours.”

15. rhian Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    15 Kate - Ya shoulda heard the shriek when i first saw it. I swear they’re after me. Loaded a truly, horribly AWFUL doll to my blog yesterday - has a zombie face. No wonder I’m not sleeping so good lately. Robyn - saw Trilogy of Terror when i was a kid too and it’s probably one of the reasons I’m a totally disturbed person. Didn’t prevent me from showing it to MY kids though…. symptom of evil possession… ummmmm, maybe.

16. Pet Posted: Jan 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    16 Okay, I’ve been reading this site for a-a-ages and have never commented. But, okay, look at the little blurb– it says either “One foot in darkness” or “one fool in darkness”. However, what I orginally thought it said (and what I really, really hope it says) is “One tool in darkness”. Because really, anyone who decides that a blurb like “One fool/foot in darkness” is probs a tool. Just sayin.

17. Rhonda Posted: Jan 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    17 Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until puddles of drool collect on the floor and nearly cause my untimely death by drowning. It’s all on your head if I croak. This stuff is much too funny to be legal.