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Hot Cover of the Week

I should really stop calling these “hot cover of the week” because I don’t really recognize hot covers weekly. I’ve gotten lazy about it. So sue me. Oh, wait, don’t. I don’t have any money and won’t be making a lot in the foreseeable future. Anyway, isn’t this cover super-hot? I love medical romances. My grandma used to subscribe to Harlequin Medical Romance, but she died. I pick ‘em up whenever I see them at used bookstores.

As sexy as this cover is, I’m a little bothered by the doctor chick attending to her patient seemingly naked. That can’t be hygienic. You can’t be checking a guy’s vitals while rubbing your lady parts on him. That’s just… that’s just on the side of wrong, man. Did the guy seek out the doctor because of his severe sunburn? Dude, check out how orange he is. Dear Science, talk about tanorexia. Have I told you guys what a big fan I am of covers that feature headless models or in this instance, where we don’t really see the model’s faces? Good stuff. But my favorite part of this cover is the font. Damn, that’s a cute font. It’s all pink and swirly. It’s a happy font! Which is why I’m bothered by the plain white lettering of the authors’ names. Boo-ring. And oh, how much do you love the guy’s belly button? It looks like a sleepy eye! Sex-ay!

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10 Responses to “Hot Cover of the Week”

  1. Jane
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 11:48 am
    1

    And oh, how much do you love the guy’s belly button? It looks like a sleepy eye! Sex-ay!

    I did think it was sexy until you said it looks like a sleepy eye. Now I am completely freaked out by it. It’s like Sholto - only after LKH emasculated him.

  2. shuzluva
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    2

    Bam, by my count you’ve had three hot covers this week. Not that I’m complaining!

  3. Lyn
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    3

    Gawd! I was almost blinded by the reflection off his shiny chest. Still, I wouldn’t complain if it crawled into my bed :D

  4. Isabella Snow
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    4

    See, now, I get what makes that sexy… but..well… I’m kind of wondering what the hell she’s auscultating there.

    Bowel sounds??

    Not very sexy!

  5. Darragha
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    5

    I totally *lurve* to use your word, Lisa Renee Jones. She rocks.

  6. Eva Gale
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    6

    Looks like he has an sexual/orgasmic flush, not a sunburn. Looks a little real. ;)

  7. Rhonda
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    7

    Girl, I have been reading your cover reviews outloud to my boyfriend. It’s very difficult for him to hear through all the snorting. High-larious.

  8. Steve
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    8

    Ugh…
    Women are such superficial pigs. :P

  9. bam
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    9
    Author Comment

    Oink-oink, baby!

  10. Doug
    Posted: Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    10

    As we used to say in training, “A complete genital examination requires the use of all five senses.”

    Heh.

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