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Introducing… The Sausage League!

Dear Diary,
Which one should I molest first? [Not including the little boy in the red sweater, ’cause eww] Anyway, Tim and I watched Smallville tonight and it was about the “tentative formation of a team with the word ‘Justice’ in the title because that’s what’s Luthor’s gonna get”. So all these shirtless hotties pop up doing… shirtless hottie things. Except, you know, making out with each other. DAMN IT! Because Wonder Woman and Hawk Girl (original members of the JLA) were MIA, Tim quipped, “Shouldn’t they be calling themselves the Sausage League instead?” My man is so clever. I wonder how pissed he’d be if I had sex with all of these guys (except for the little boy in the red sweater). But, like, not at the same time, you guys, ’cause I’m not a slut! One on one after the other is fine.

P.S. Dude, why did they cut out Cyborg out of this picture? He’s like… the hottest one next to the Green Arrow! Hello! Is it ’cause he’s black?

P.P.S. Oh Science, last night was the last episode of Justin’s 7-episode arc. I can’t handle it. I’m heart-broken. What am I going to do with myself now? I suppose I can get some writing done. Hmm… Come back, Justin Hartley, COME BACK!!!

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10 Responses to “Introducing… The Sausage League!”

  1. Jackie
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 3:59 am
    1

    Holy shit.

    That’s it. I’ve GOT to watch Smallville. And Heroes. And Supernatural. And Firefly.

    Sniff, sniff. I don’t have enough TIME……………….

  2. L.E. Bryce
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 6:47 am
    2

    Well, maybe Cyborg’s the one taking the picture?

  3. shuzluva
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 7:27 am
    3

    You know, one of the guys in my office is addicted to Smallville. Now I’m beginning to wonder about him…

  4. Jaimi
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 7:52 am
    4

    I just got done watching all of Dark Angel and HELLO! Jensen Ackles? How did I miss him? And now he is on Supernatural, and I’m missing that too! And now Bam has to keep showing me hot Green Arrow pictures every week?

  5. bam
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 8:31 am
    5

    Well, maybe Cyborg’s the one taking the picture?

    No, LE… you see that chocolate hand on the right? That’s him. He’s literally cut. IN HALF. Bastards.

    Sniff, sniff. I don’t have enough TIME……………….

    Jack, you gotta make time for quality shows.

    Oh, wait, maybe it’s why I never get anything done.

  6. Jackie
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 8:42 am
    6

    Jack, you gotta make time for quality shows.

    What I need is a way to clone myself. Anyone? Ideas?

  7. Darragha
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 10:02 am
    7

    Now I know why my mother watches Smallville. However, the dudes are cute, but too young! Toss up a photo of Sean Connery por moi.

    Darr

  8. shuzluva
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 11:31 am
    8

    Uh…when did you put up that second picture??? I just drooled all over my keyboard!

  9. Helen M
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    9

    Heh, ‘Sausage League’.

    Sorry, no other thoughts, too busy drooling at the Green Arrow nummyness…

  10. rhian
    Posted: Jan 20th, 2007 at 6:46 am
    10

    yeah - i’m with you Darr - i like a little bit more “edge” to my eyecandy. The only really pretty boy i can recall getting totally swooney for was Johnny Depp back when he was doing 21 Jump Street. I still likes him, but i wouldn’t call him pretty anymore (did ya SEE his teeth in Pirates II? And he still managed to pull off the sexy.)

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