9 Responses to “Clark Kent is Having a Bad Day”

1. Meljean Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 9:56 am

   1 For a guy who gets all of his powers from the sun, he doesn’t seem to get out much. …not that I’m complaining.

2. bam Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 10:16 am

   2 Mick, the guy flies up above Earth, spreads his arms, and absorbs the U/V rays of the sun like it’s ice-cream. And he shaves using a mirror and his laser vision. I don’t think he can tan.

3. Bev(BB) Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 10:23 am

   3 But what’s with the hair? I keep getting distracted from his pale chest by the hair on his head standing straight up. Is he running forward or backward? ;p

4. bam Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 10:34 am

   4 You know, looking at this picture… Clark isn’t very discreet, is he? Of course, he forgot the suit, so he’s just another guy in New York Metropolis taking off his clothes in the middle of the street. He should have taken off his pants, too. I bet Clark Kent is a tighty-whities dude. Bev, he’s running forward… and his hair is fluttering in the breeze. Pfft… you’d think Superman’s hair would be wind-resistant. Btw, are Kryptonians naturally hairless or does dear Kal-El use laser vision on his chest hair too?

5. Meljean Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

   5 I wonder how far down he lasers.

6. bam Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

   6 He lasers all the way down to the buttcrack, Mick. I bet ‘chu. Superman doesn’t strike me as a bear under the suit, you know what I mean?

7. Joanne Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

   7 Bam, you just made my day.

8. Sana-chan Posted: Jan 26th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

   8 I gotta say, I do not consider that an appealing chest AT ALL. I don’t mind the paleness, but I dunno, something about it just isn’t right. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see it so I can keep lusting over him.

9. bam Posted: Jan 26th, 2007 at 12:23 pm

   9 Author Comment Sana-chan, is this better?