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Dangerous Man-titty

Hmmm… you know I’ve always wondered: since the Navy SEALS are too busy running around chasing unmarried mothers and virgin librarians, who the hell is defending our country from the Canadians?

Anyway, is it me or does this dude look a little short? There’s something about the angle upon which the picture was taken that makes him look kind of short. Maybe it’s his torso. It looks compact and… you know, he’s what one would call a “barrel-chested man,” I think. ‘Cause damn… look at those titties. I’m sorry, but that is at least a C-cup. If he were a chick in a horror movie, there would already be sprinklers going off over his head for no damn reason, soaking him and making the tank top cling to his bosom. And he’s already got the requisite white tank top for it! Hot! I am a huge fan of his arms, though. God, I love me a man with biceps like that. Even that tattoo is hot. Is that an eagle? At first I thought it was the bat logo and I got all excited.

Too bad he’s probably like… 5′8, at most. Can you just imagine this little dude strutting around with his big ole barrel-chest and four or five gold chains around his neck? Maybe it was the way the picture was cut off that we don’t get to see if he’s got legs that go for miles and miles. He just looks… squished.

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14 Responses to “Dangerous Man-titty”

  1. Annie Dean
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 11:28 am
    1

    I’m about to put Navy SEALs on my no-read list, along with cowboys and vampires. I about cried a river when Ms. Brockway turned from writing glorious historicals to Navy SEALs and now Ms. Leigh is writing about them too?

    Sigh. I don’t dig men in uniform, unless he’s on stage dancing to YMCA.

  2. rhian
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    2

    I’m huge huge huge HUGE (did you get the huge part?) fan of Lora Leigh’s. Another one of my grab and run authors - don’t read the blurb, barely look at the cover - just snatch like a wild woman and run to the nearest hidey hole to devour. I thought the tatt was a bat too until you questioned it. Sigh. Bat woulda been way cool. Oh, who the hell cares - i want me that book now.

  3. Jane
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    3

    The tattoo doesn’t look real though. It’s like one of those fake ones you get out of cereal boxes.

  4. rhian
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    4

    now see - that makes it even cooler. A guy who’s willing to let his inner kiddie out to play. snicker. Can’t you see the group of Navy SEAL guys fighting over the boxes of cereals and who get what rub on? Heh.

  5. Teddy Pig
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    5

    I thought someone slapped a Ron Bacardi label on his bicep there.
    Damn drunken sailors! Gotta love em.

    Yeah, he’s a Seal all right he tells that to all the girls after he’s got all the deck paint out of his hair.

  6. Tania
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    6

    We Canadians are terrors, definitely. We’ll invade using a policy of extreme politeness, apologizing all the way as we take over by sheer force of WTFness.

  7. sybil
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    7

    I want this book. And nothing you say can make me change my mind. So THERE.

    You big meanie. Don’t make me go to my blog and call you a whore cuz I will do it you know. Because this is a book DAMN it! A book! And it has feelings too!

    That author… is a person and you are calling. its. baby. names.

    Just how do you sleep at night? ::toss hair and goes off to order book with your gift cert::

  8. Annie Dean
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    8

    Okay, that does it, Sybil. You got on my list now. Black gold, Texas T. Blogrolling, that is. I’ve had my eye on you a while, but that comment right there… it spoke to me. It said:

    “Wouldn’t some tuna salad be nice right about now?”

  9. bam
    Posted: Jan 31st, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    9

    That author… is a person and you are calling. its. baby. names.

    goddamn it, sybil… Tim fell asleep watching the Colbert Report and now he’s awake ’cause I was laughing so hard. good one.

    he’s an old man! he needs his sleep. :(

  10. LorelieLong
    Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 at 8:55 am
    10

    Hey, what’s wrong with a 5′8″ dude? My husband’s just under 5′9″ (though oddly enough his drivers license says 5′11″ I wonder how that happened.) But I’m so short I can still wear hooker heels and it works. :D

  11. Sybil
    Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 at 11:02 am
    11

    Poor tim. Just for you… I invited Lora to guest.

    Well not really, I had already invited her. LOL I will be sure you are one of the first people when to know to be there ;)

  12. Wendy
    Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    12

    since the Navy SEALS are too busy running around chasing unmarried mothers and virgin librarians

    So what you’re saying is that if I had hung on to my virginity instead of gleefully throwing it away I too could have hunky Navy SEALS chasing after me? Damn me for my impatience and the desire for sweet, hot monkey lurve….

  13. LorelieLong
    Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    13

    “if I had hung on to my virginity instead of gleefully throwing it away I too could have hunky Navy SEALS chasing after me?”

    Yeah, but the Army’s Special Forces guys lurves them some fun sluts. . .

  14. Fiona
    Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 at 8:55 am
    14

    Hey at least the writers are staying away from our hot, manly Mounties….

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