Previously on As My Stomach Turns… A friend—who will cowardly remain nameless—emailed me this cover. This was how the conversation went: Friend: Somewhere in the process of this cover being developed, someone said: “hey, let’s add a mullet!” WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? Who are they selling to? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!! *sobs* Me: This man is [...]
Archive | January, 2007
That Hottie Wizard
January 21, 2007
You know, I gotta say, when I first heard that Paul Blackthorne was going to be playing Harry Dresden on the Sci-Fi Channel’s The Dresden Files based on Jim Butcher’s awesome series, I was more than a little skeptical. I always thought Harry was more like Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne. Except taller. A little unsure [...]
Revealing Skills by Summer Devon
January 19, 2007
Grade: B+ And yet here’s another heroine who saves the world with her vagina! Just kidding, children, but her magic is concentrated in that area. Fab-yoo-luuuus! You know, I was looking around the romance blogosphere for reviews to this book and found… very little. Way to drop the ball, people! What is going on? How [...]
A Clean-Cut Hottie
January 19, 2007
With the over-saturation of Green Arrow pictures on this site, I’ve completely forgotten all about my Superman. I’m sorry, baby, I still got mad luv for ya! Look at him in his cute scholarly sweater and white collar. I just want to muss up his hair and lick him up with a spoon. Where are [...]
Introducing… The Sausage League!
January 18, 2007
Dear Diary, Which one should I molest first? [Not including the little boy in the red sweater, 'cause eww] Anyway, Tim and I watched Smallville tonight and it was about the “tentative formation of a team with the word ‘Justice’ in the title because that’s what’s Luthor’s gonna get”. So all these shirtless hotties pop [...]

January 23, 2007
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