[ETA: Scroll down for Shuzluva goodness] I cribbed this from Writing Fiction of the Gotham Writers’ Workshop and tailored it to me. It would be rad if you guys did it on your respective blogs and posted the links on the comment section. Let’s dance, bitches. What is in your refrigerator right now? On your [...]
Archive | February, 2007
Girl Eats Boy
February 26, 2007
[fake blurb alert] Forty-five year old Mara Jensen has a problem: she can’t seem to keep a man longer than a night. She suspects it’s because she’s a Vulcan from the planet… well, Vulcan and her ears and hair part tend to freak people out. No matter what she’s tried to do with her hair, [...]
He’s a Pantene Pro-V Commercial!
February 23, 2007
Here’s a cover that had me staring at it for ten minutes. I was convinced it was a girl at first, but then I thought Silhouette Desire wouldn’t put a topless chick on their cover! As cute as this boy is, however, I don’t buy him as a cowboy. He looks like Abercrombie & Fitch’s [...]
Late To the Party
February 22, 2007
… okay, not late. More like, returning to the party after everyone’s gone home. I will tell you something, kiddies… Leo Dicaprio was the first guy who ever made my girly parts tingle. No, I’m not talking about the Jack Dawson bullshit that made him a household name (admit it, whores… how many times did [...]
I’m a Blasphemous Whore
February 21, 2007
I was raised a good Catholic girl. Growing up, I was made to believe I was supposed to love Jesus as he was my Lord and savior. He will care for my soul and get me to heaven if I only trusted in his love. Okay, I was down with that… as I grew up [...]

February 27, 2007
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