19 Responses to “If You Think I’m Sexy”

1. Shiloh Walker Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

   1 a chin that could crush walnuts and just think, I was trying to think of a good chin decription.

2. Maria Duncan Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

   2 Heeheeheee! ‘I am the master of hair-flipping’

3. Charlene Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

   3 He looks like he has a big ol’ paunch hanging over those trousers.

4. Teddy Pig Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

   4 The man has no ass!

5. Annie Dean Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

   5 He should totally be wearing a flannel shirt and painter’s pants. I could see him at a Starbucks shooting smouldering glances at every female that walks in the door. He would also want to talk about his Goth poetry, which he writes under the pen name of Lestat Sephiroth: Sanguine Kiss I am swimming in my own despair dripping trembling No one understands my thoughts the beginning of the end i have a spiritual connection with brandon lee the sun is my enemy and i must flee it The fallen, the outcast, the dark angels weeping i wish for a savior like lestat everything and everyone is below me endless unhappiness Then he’ll take you back to his basement apartment, which smells like patchouli and ass and offer you some stale donuts and a glass of imitation Absinthe (it’s green jello and yoghurt). Then he’ll show you his tattoos. If you’re still around after all that, he’ll probably propose, and you can be Mrs. Mortixia Sephiroth but you’ll have to buy your own kohl.

6. Richelle Mead Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

   6 Hmm…isn’t that Dr. Chase from House?

7. Darragha Posted: Feb 5th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

   7 He is a sexy, sexy beast. But the books turn me on just a little bit more than he does. Darr

8. December Quinn Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 3:28 am

   8 Oh, Annie, I just peed myself a little. “Smells like patchouli and ass”…

9. L.E. Bryce Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 6:12 am

   9 Annie, you made my morning.

10. shuzluva Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 6:40 am

    10 i have a spiritual connection with brandon lee Snerk!

11. Annie Dean Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 6:58 am

    11 Thank you. I’ll be here, well, until Bam gets boring. Try the veal.

12. dl Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 8:48 am

    12 Dude seriously needs a tailor, ‘caus those sloppy clothes are from Goodwill (and not remotely historically correct).

13. Flo Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    13 Does it seem like he’s hiding something in his shirt front? Like he shoved some biscuits down the front during dinner. MAYBE he has no ass because he doesn’t eat but gorges himself on biscuits that have crumbled in his shirt front. And we came upon him just as he was about to do some mad libs and eat biscuits….

14. JC Madden Posted: Feb 6th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    14 Dude. That looks like James Purefoy (Mark Antony from HBO’s Rome) with Katie Couric’s wig.

15. Saam Posted: Feb 7th, 2007 at 3:24 am

    15 His girlfriend made him dress in these ridiculous clothes - he’d much rather be sweating over a football with the boys. And then, and THEN she got all shitty at him for “not getting into the spirit of things”. She expected him to sweep her away and act like some prig…and THEN she doesn’t even give him some! *sigh*

16. kate r Posted: Feb 7th, 2007 at 6:16 am

    16 Bam and Annie make me swoon with delight.

17. Wylie Posted: Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:20 am

    17 Annie - what’s the title of you book — ’cause I seriously need more of you…

18. Annie Dean Posted: Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:00 am

    18 *blushes* Wow, nice. My next book comes out in May. It’s called The Average Girl’s Guide to Getting Laid and the first chapter is available here: http://anniedean.net/average2.html I have… *does math on fingers* Three books that are now out of print. Two are historical romances, one of which I’m mildly embarrassed about (even though it was nominated for the RT Best Small Press Romance Award) because I put a virgin widow in it. If you’re into epic fantasy, I’ll send you that one free. It came out through Del Rey digital in 2003 but rights reverted to me in June 2006, so I can give it away if I want! The historicals are on submission elsewhere so I probably shouldn’t be giving them away, as there’s a chance they will be re-released in the future. I haven’t decided what to do about the fantasy. I just sent it to Mrs. Giggles cos she emailed me asking for my books after seeing me clowning on the Intarweb. In conclusion, if you want a free book email me (it’s on my blog) and I’ll hook you up.

19. Amelia Elias Posted: Feb 9th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    19 ROTFLMAO! You are made of brilliant. Hmm, but you know what? He looks like Mal Reynolds from Firefly–only Mal would never, ever, EVER dress like such a prissy missy. And really, thank the gods for that.