Comments on: The Cyborg and the Mommy http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/ it's not chick porn Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:16:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: paulanancy http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7293 Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:58:49 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7293 Your gift of getting the story from the cover has failed you this time."She's dead, Jim!" That divine glow behind her tells it all. He is her guardian angel and he has come to take her home. "But there is so much I still want to do! Like get this kid outta me! Who wants to be preggers for eternity?" So, she gets to go back and do it right this time, I swear I will. And he will be there helping her. But she won't remember who he is. But he seems so familiar, but that's not possible, is it? Oh, somebody stop me, I can't stop myself... Your gift of getting the story from the cover has failed you this time.”She’s dead, Jim!” That divine glow behind her tells it all. He is her guardian angel and he has come to take her home. “But there is so much I still want to do! Like get this kid outta me! Who wants to be preggers for eternity?” So, she gets to go back and do it right this time, I swear I will. And he will be there helping her. But she won’t remember who he is. But he seems so familiar, but that’s not possible, is it? Oh, somebody stop me, I can’t stop myself…

]]> by: setsuna http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7184 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:57:27 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7184 Hilarious. This was so good I was compelled to look up the official blurb on this. And guess what, the hero's name in the actual book IS Hunter. I guess there only so many names that are appropriate for a man wearing mirrored sunglasses. I'd rather read your version, though. Hilarious. This was so good I was compelled to look up the official blurb on this. And guess what, the hero’s name in the actual book IS Hunter. I guess there only so many names that are appropriate for a man wearing mirrored sunglasses. I’d rather read your version, though.

]]> by: bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7182 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:20:51 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7182 Speaking of "parts," Shuz, check out his receding hairline. You'd think a world that has the technology to fuse man and robot parts together would be able to fix male-pattern baldness. Poor Hunter Tyler. Say, I just noticed this: Doesn't he look like a taller, leaner Chris O'Donnell with a fivehead? Speaking of “parts,” Shuz, check out his receding hairline. You’d think a world that has the technology to fuse man and robot parts together would be able to fix male-pattern baldness.

Poor Hunter Tyler. Say, I just noticed this: Doesn’t he look like a taller, leaner Chris O’Donnell with a fivehead?

]]> by: shuzluva http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7181 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:47:02 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7181 When Mrs. G said his "part" I actually went back and looked at his hair. BACK IN THE GUTTER, BRAIN! When Mrs. G said his “part” I actually went back and looked at his hair. BACK IN THE GUTTER, BRAIN!

]]> by: Teddy Pig http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7180 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:46:58 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7180 Why do I see telescoping robo-penis? Why do I see telescoping robo-penis?

]]> by: Ann(ie) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7174 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:40:56 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7174 Yep. I wish she hadn't written the sequel. Some things are perfect just the way they are. But I expect she's got a cat to feed or something. Yep. I wish she hadn’t written the sequel. Some things are perfect just the way they are. But I expect she’s got a cat to feed or something.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7166 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:39:34 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7166 <blockquote>I’m not opposed to metallic parts. I cried over The Silver Metal Lover.</blockquote> Yeah. Me too. I didn't like <em>Metallic Lover</em> as much, though. It felt like... adultery. I wonder how Hunter Tyler feels about having two trendy first names as his name.

I’m not opposed to metallic parts. I cried over The Silver Metal Lover.

Yeah. Me too. I didn’t like Metallic Lover as much, though. It felt like… adultery.

I wonder how Hunter Tyler feels about having two trendy first names as his name.

]]> by: fiveandfour http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7165 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:12:25 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7165 <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071054/#comment" rel="nofollow">Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.</a> We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. <strike>Steve Austin</strike> Hunter Tyler will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. (Hopefully that "faster" bit doesn't apply to certain activities, nudge nudge, wink wink.) Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin Hunter Tyler will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. (Hopefully that “faster” bit doesn’t apply to certain activities, nudge nudge, wink wink.)

]]> by: Ann(ie) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7161 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:28:54 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7161 I'm not opposed to metallic parts. I cried over <i>The Silver Metal Lover.</i> Shut up, you bitches! Now THAT was a romance, done old school. I’m not opposed to metallic parts. I cried over The Silver Metal Lover.

Shut up, you bitches! Now THAT was a romance, done old school.

]]> by: Richelle Mead http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7160 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:53:49 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/02/13/the-cyborg-and-the-mommy/#comment-7160 <em>Hunter Tyler is an amalgamation of organic man-parts and cybernetic technology… a machine.</em> Or should we say...<em><b>a manchine.</b></em> Hunter Tyler is an amalgamation of organic man-parts and cybernetic technology… a machine.

Or should we say…a manchine.

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