Hot Boy Tuesday

I thought we could all use a break from all the JR Ward craziness of the past couple of days and just enjoy a picture of a hot, hot man like the sexist, superficial pigs that we are. Isn’t he pretty? Dear Science, just look at that chin. And those eyes. Mmm… I want to have his genetically perfect babies. I want to eat him and swallow him whole. I want to wear his ass as a hat.

39 Responses to “Hot Boy Tuesday”

  1. Eva Gale
    1

    What’s with the Dippity Do curl?

  2. Darraghahahahah
    2

    That curl is a part of his mystique.
    That curl is a cl*t-tickler.
    That curl is all nice and firm from hair product so that you can have something to hold on to when riding face.

    Ok, I’m done.

    D.

  3. Eva Gale
    3

    *spew*

    D-you made my morning.

  4. shuzluva
    4

    OMG. I’m crying. D, you shouldn’t have stopped. Really.

  5. Shiloh Walker
    5

    Yeah, he’s pretty, all right.

    And Superman isn’t Superman without that curl.

  6. Robyn
    6

    This is totally off topic, but I just heard about your sale! Congrats, Bam!

  7. bam
    7

    Thank you, Robyn! I’m still a little dizzy about it. :)

    What’s with the Dippity Do curl?

    Shiloh’s right. It ain’t Superman without that curl. But as big a fan as I am, I’ve always wondered: WHY? So he’s shedding the Clark Kent suit in an elevator and flying out to the sky… and you know he’s curling his goddamn bangs around his fingers and making that curl. it just makes me giggle.

  8. Shiloh Walker
    8

    now i have images of superman keeping a little tub of dippity do or whatever that gel is in his belt for those in the elevator changes.

  9. bam
    9

    Huh… maybe a tube of Dep is what he keeps in his briefs. Which would explain why his lunchbox looks so bulky.

    … or he just has a GIANT PENIS. whatever.

  10. Helen M
    10

    Whatever? Whatever? Bam, are seriously saying that when it comes to the contents of Routh/Superman’s little red manties, you have no preference between Dep or Gigantor Penis? I am so disappointed.
    Heh.

  11. bam
    11
    Author Comment

    Bam, are seriously saying that when it comes to the contents of Routh/Superman’s little red manties, you have no preference between Dep or Gigantor Penis?

    Of course I prefer the gigantor penis! What, you think I want him stick a tube of Dep into my cooch? The thing has sharp corners, yo!

  12. Shiloh Walker
    12

    Hey…. what sale? I missed something.

  13. bam
    13

    Shiloh, I sold a short story to Samhain entitled “Skin to Skin”. It’s going to be a part of their A Midsummer Night’s Steam anthology. It comes out on August 17th.

  14. Wylie
    14

    WOOT! Congrats on your sale, Bam! Can you give us a teaser - - a little blurb??

  15. bam
    15

    Well, I don’t want to detract from the Brandon-worship, but…

    What Leilani wants, Leilani gets. That is, until she meets the enigmatic Oliver Clayton, her new neighbor. For some reason, Oliver seems to be intent on avoiding her even though he’s obviously interested. Leilani has tried to everything to get his attention, from wearing skimpy little outfits to walking a neighbor’s dog six times in front of his yard. Leilani wants Oliver… and she always gets her man.

    In the heat of the summer, the temperature’s not only thing rising. Luckily, Oliver has that pool in his backyard and Leilani knows just how to cool off…

  16. Karen Scott
    16

    Nice…. I will be reviewing this book when it comes out. It better be good, or else!

  17. Shiloh Walker
    17

    congrats, Bam!

  18. Bev(BB)
    18

    Superman’s s-curl echoing his s-shield is a long tradition, although I have no idea why. On Lois & Clark, he had it in the pilot and then it somehow switched to Clark and Superman got the slicked back hair. Hey, it worked on Dean’s Clark. :D

  19. Jackie
    19

    Okay, Bam. You have to pick one.

    Green Arrow or Superman.

    And the winner is…?

  20. bam
    20

    Okay, Bam. You have to pick one.

    Green Arrow or Superman.

    GODDAMN YOU, JACKIE, I WILL NOT CHOOSE!

    … besides, it’s a menage-a-trois world. I can take them BOTH on at the same time.

  21. Bev(BB)
    21

    Green Arrow? She want’s to pair Superman with Green Arrow in a mena. . . I can’t even think it, much less think it. The entire comic pantheon and she chooses Green Arrow?

    Oye.

    ;p

  22. Bev(BB)
    22

    “much less say it.”

    See, you got me so confused I couldn’t even type it. Hehehe.

    And yeah, I’ve even seen the pictures here but it just didn’t compute. What show is that from anyway?

  23. Eva Gale
    23

    Congrats on the sale!

  24. Jackie
    24

    Bev(BB), careful, or Bam will get on a Justin Hartley kick…(Green Arrow, from SMALLVILLE)

    (Justin Hartley, who’s married and has a daughter…)

  25. bam
    25

    (Justin Hartley, who’s married and has a daughter…)

    SHUT UP! WHY You gotta ruin my buzz?

  26. Bev(BB)
    26

    Smallville?!? Oh, ack. Well, at least she has better taste in her Supermen. :D Could be better but that’s another argument.

    Can you tell I gave up on THAT show after the pilot? ;p

  27. Jackie
    27

    SHUT UP! WHY You gotta ruin my buzz?

    Because I’m evil. EVIL. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    (Sorry. Writing about demons is rubbing off on me.)

  28. Anne
    28

    He’s just way too baby-faced for my taste. Too cutsey. Not my type. I prefer a more “mature” man. LOL

  29. Sydney
    29

    Yum! A very nice pic to see before bedtime. And all this talk about the Green Arrow to boot… *sigh*

    And congrats on your sale to Samhain! Love the hero’s name.

  30. Shiloh Walker
    30

    okay, i never watched smallville but my mom is addicted to it. I was over there the other night and caught a glimpse of green arrow. I haven’t ever seen him before, but he was definitely interesting.

  31. christine
    31

    Congrats on your sale Bam!

  32. Emma Petersen
    32

    A little birdie told me a secret! Congrats! Can’t wait to read it! You rock!
    (I really, really, really have to stop saying that. I actually found myself saying it to an elderly man at Starbucks earlier)

  33. Joanne
    33

    “Bam, are seriously saying that when it comes to the contents of Routh/Superman’s little red manties, you have no preference between Dep or Gigantor Penis?”

    Thirty-one responses and even with this comment somewhere in the shuffle none of them contain a “There’s Something About Mary” joke? Anyone? ANYONE?

    I have it in my mind, I’m just not witty enough to say it…

  34. kardis
    34

    Congrats on the sale, Bam! And thanks for the pretty man to look at…

  35. bam
    35
    Author Comment

    Thirty-one responses and even with this comment somewhere in the shuffle none of them contain a “There’s Something About Mary” joke? Anyone? ANYONE?

    Joanne, I thought it. But then I thought, “is it the Green Arrow’s… ?” And my brain exploded.

  36. Bev(BB)
    36

    Hmm, she does have an amazingly one track mind, doesn’t she? :D

  37. bam
    37
    Author Comment

    Hmm, she does have an amazingly one track mind, doesn’t she?

    That’s just how I roll, baby.

  38. Helen M
    38

    Congrats on the sale Bam!

  39. Samantha
    39

    Congratulations, Bam! :)



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