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And March’s Contest is Over!

Last Thursday, I asked you guys to submit to me a personal ad of sorts for your type of romance hero. How awesome would it be, if by some cosmic hiccup, the guys you asked for showed up at your door tomorrow morning? While all of the entries were hilarious, there could be only THREE FOUR to compete for the winner. With the help of my Origami Fortune-Teller, I picked out the ones describing heroes I wouldn’t mind biting into. *grin* As this blog is a democratic one, the entry that garners the most votes… wins!

Shiloh Walker

Searching for a hero: must be funny, good with kids, good looking, with dark eyes and good hands. must also be able to tolerate heroine’s attitude, poor sense of direction (without comment) and be able to know exactly why she is pissed without her explaining. Please reply to….

I picked this next one because “split wood in my backyard” had me laughing for a minute. Flannel, no pants. Split. Wood. Backyard. *dying*

Samantha

Searching: knows when to be solemn, when to laugh. Can wear an Armani suit, but still split wood in my backyard wearing flannel on weekends. Adorable freckles, graceful hands - plusses.

This one’s my favorite ’cause I’m a Star Trek geek.

Emily Veinglory

Seeking the perfect man. Doesn’t matter if you are poor, short, overweight, balding, wear glasses or have an extensive Star Trek collection. Adversity makes us beautiful, love makes us strong. You and me, babe.

I decided to add this fourth one because I have to give Darragha props for being a sick, sick bitch. Barry Manilow. Imagine being pounded in the ass by a dude in a Trekkie outfit while listening to “Mandy”. I can understand “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers, but…. *throws up in mouth*

Darragha Foster

Wanted: male or female to play the part of the alien abductor and help me live out all my greezy fantasies of being anally probed. Must be willing to wear gray latex costume and speak only in binary code. Must be immune to 24/7 Barry Manilow music. He ain’t going anywhere.

… so there you have it. Your vote decides which of these bitches will win this month’s contest and awarded a really cool prize. I will announce the winner on Tuesday morning.

Good luck, whores!

P.S. You may vote till tomorrow morning, 3/6/2007.

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37 Responses to “And March’s Contest is Over!”

  1. Jennybrat
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    1

    Where do we vote?

  2. dennis foster
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    2

    I vote for darragha because she’s HOT!

  3. Joanne
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    3

    This has nothing to do with the contest per se but I just wanted to say I LMAO’d at the personal ad you posted cos Top Gun is my FAVOURITE ride at Great America… I usually ride it first thing in the morning or last of all (cos then you get a better chance at front row). I have to know where you got that ad.

    Although that guy has to be a wuss cos Top Gun never made me throw up, even after eating a funnel cake in the ride line.

  4. Colleen Love
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    4

    I vote for Darragha because I love her! And the thought of being pounded in the ass with Barry Manilo blasting in the background about made me fall off my chair laughing!

    Darragha has my vote all the way!!

  5. Nicole
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    5

    I have to vote for Darragha, so funny and creative and so sick. LOL.

  6. Shiloh Walker
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    6

    And the thought of being pounded in the ass with Barry Manilo blasting in the background

    that’s it…I’m scarred for life.

    And whoa… cool… ;o) I’m all for me winning cuz I love winning anything, but The Star Trek one is funnier. I’ll go for that one.

  7. Richelle Mead
    Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    7

    Oh my. Yes, Darragha. Totally. She has reached the level of wit that I in my distracted state couldn’t muster to enter this contest.

  8. Mrs G
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:33 am
    8

    Darragha gets my vote. Barry Manilow for the win.

  9. rhian
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:53 am
    9

    vote: Darr and her greezy fantasies

  10. Ashlyn Chase
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 4:30 am
    10

    I vote for Darragha because she’s not afraid to use ‘mature content’ and be outright silly.

  11. Darragha-hahaha
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 5:30 am
    11

    My husband voted! My husband voted! Oh, my GAWD! I sent him the link and he figured it out! There is hope for him and his computer skills, after all.

    And I’m speechless…Mrs. Giggles loves me. She really loves me!

    Even if I don’t win the bookie from Bammie…my day has been made :)

    Darr

  12. TeddyPig
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 6:18 am
    12

    I vote for Emily… You go girrrrrrrrrl

  13. danette
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 6:38 am
    13

    My vote is for Darragha.

  14. fionaglass
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 8:58 am
    14

    I think I’m too late to vote (sob) but I’d have gone for Emily too. I’m a sucker for her stuff!

  15. elisa
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 9:00 am
    15

    I vote for Emily Veinglory because I’m searching for the perfect man, perfect for me and for my eyes… ciao, elisa

  16. bam
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 9:00 am
    16

    Fiona, it’s not too late till tomorrow morning! VOTE, PEOPLE, VOTE!

  17. Ansley Vaughan
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 9:42 am
    17

    Vote for Em. Personally, I think the Star Trek collection would be a plus!

  18. Alessia Brio
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 10:52 am
    18

    Emily!

  19. Emily Veinglory
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 11:07 am
    19

    Pimping for votes, who me?

  20. bam
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 11:25 am
    20

    doesn’t anybody else find “split wood in my backyard” funny?

  21. Lisa Spangenberg
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    21

    Emily Veinglory, hands down. It’s realistic, and, well, it’s Trek.

  22. web
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    22

    Emily, though Shiloh tempted me.

  23. Celine
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    23

    I’m a big Barry Manilow fan, so of course I have to vote for Darragha’s. :)

  24. kate r
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    24

    Darragha’s because I’m not a fan of Barry Manilow but I do love sick bitches.

  25. maria
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    25

    put me down for Darrgha….my m-i-l loves Barry and i was sickened by the fact that i actually had to pick up and handle one of his CD’s for her xmas present…so anyone who make fun of him rocks my freakin’ world…altho chill on the Star Trek…i still fantasize about Picard and his saddle….

  26. Ann(ie)
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    26

    I woulda voted for Kathleen.

    *Cartman voice* Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.

  27. Darragha-hahaha
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    27

    I love Star Trek. My husband and I gave each other the Vulcan Salute at our wedding. Yeah…we love anything Star Trek that much. Then there’s the whole Klingon incident at the Hilton in Vegas. I was a bad girl. But if I had to cast a vote, it would be for anything Barry. He will outlast Cher and cockroaches.

  28. Diana
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    28

    Darr — Barry won’t be alone — he’ll have Dick Clark for company…!!

    Samantha — what a riot! Got visuals on this one … ;-)

    Shi — what can I say?? The perfect hero… he might also want to know when to NOT ask WHY we’re pissed… lol…

    Emily — I loved yours… I, too, am a Trekkie :-) but…

    I have to vote for Darr — I’m still finding new visuals popping into my head at any time… So many aliens, so little time! ~LMAO~

  29. Rae
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    29

    Darragha has my vote. I can not get the image of this guy out of my head — dammit. LOL

    Rae

  30. katieM
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    30

    I like Darraghra’s the best, but Emily is a close second.

  31. L.E. Bryce
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    31

    Don’t ban me, Emily! I’ve got to follow my heart and vote for Darragha.

  32. CC
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    32

    I vote for the sexy yet twisted Goddess Darrahra’s post…that is waaaaay over the top…and I should know….lol!

  33. meardaba
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    33

    I vote for Samantha! I need a man like that.

  34. Jennybrat
    Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    34

    I vote for Emily.

  35. Kathleen
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 6:34 am
    35

    Darragha. Damn. Ouch!

  36. Eilonwy
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 7:01 am
    36

    I agree with Meardaba– I vote for Samantha, ’cause that’s the kinda man I need! :)

  37. Ana
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 8:31 am
    37

    Omg my vote is for Darragha

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