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March: And the Winner is…

… Darragha Foster for this little gem:

Wanted: male or female to play the part of the alien abductor and help me live out all my greezy fantasies of being anally probed. Must be willing to wear gray latex costume and speak only in binary code. Must be immune to 24/7 Barry Manilow music. He ain’t going anywhere.

Sick bitch. Girl, email me your info, the book you want and all of that… and we’ll get the ball rollin’, aight?

CONGRATS!

For the souls that didn’t win—-it’s not ’cause you’re not funny and clever, yo—-there’s the always the first of April! Bigger and better prizes! Maybe a new car! Or a night with my husband! Just kidding. Ha ha. Until next month, whores!

Darragha asked for a gift certificate. Boo! I was expecting her to ask me for a book about little effeminate elves getting raped in the butt. Pfft.

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4 Responses to “March: And the Winner is…”

  1. Darragha
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    1

    Thank you. Thank you very much. I understand that Bam’s SO is totally into Barry and has been begging for them to elope and get hitched at the Little Alien Chapel in Rachel, NV. Man, I’m so there. Someone, give Tim my email address…

  2. Richelle Mead
    Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 at 10:48 am
    2

    Ooh, nice! This was a good pick. :)

  3. Samantha
    Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    3

    I missed the whole thing :( . Oh, well - being nominated was fun!

    Congratulations, Darragha :) .

  4. shuzluva
    Posted: Mar 12th, 2007 at 6:18 am
    4

    effeminate elves getting raped in the butt

    BWAHAHAHAHA! What a great way to return from vacation. Thanks, ladies!

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