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When Joe Met Megan

[fake blurb alert]
Joe Malone is the most eligible bachelor in town. The town, Joeville, was named in his honor because he once bravely risked his life by saving a blond little girl stuck in a well clutching a blind, deaf, and mute kitten. Joe, a former Navy Seal who is now the best veterinarian ever, spends his free time building homes for orphans, reading out loud to blind children and Alzheimer’s patients, saving kittens stuck in trees (much to the ire of the fire department), and coaching a baseball team for the town’s disadvantaged youth. The ladies love Joe, but does Joe love the ladies? Even though it was five years ago that his wife Mary died while sitting in a tree she was trying to protect from loggers and was eaten alive by termites, Joe has not shown any interest in dating Joeville’s lovely available ladies, which has the townsfolk talking and wondering why. Enter Megan Manley.

Megan, a recent graduate from UC Berkley, received notice that her Aunt Agnes has died and left her a house in Joeville, Montana. Megan has always wanted to live in a small town, which is why she breaks up with her girlfriend Lydia because Lydia doesn’t want go with her and waste away in “Buttfuck, Montana”. With her suitcase in her hand, Megan arrives in Joeville and immediately meets Joe, her handsome and possibly bi-curious neighbor (Megan has a very accurate ‘dar). Megan has never been attracted to men, but there is something very gentle and very… delicate about Joe, and soon she finds herself slowly falling in love with him. When Joe reveals his fantasy of being dominated by a cowboy—-a fact he has kept a secret because he lives in a small town—-Megan is wary, but intrigued. Joe is a bit femme and Megan is fairly certain she can be man enough for the both of them. At the end of the day, is it just kinky sex or is it… true love?

This Christmas, could Joe and Megan convince the town to see past their small-minded prejudices, so that they may all have… The Best Little Joeville Christmas… Ever? Or will Megan’s dreams of living in a small town get crushed and they have to move to Greenwich…

Y’all may thank the lovely Amber for this cover.

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15 Responses to “When Joe Met Megan”

  1. Shiloh Walker
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 11:07 am
    1

    man, and you all think Darragha is twisted….

  2. BevL
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 11:31 am
    2

    Wait! Wait! I get that it’s a fake blurb (though it DOES sound sorta interesting in an “I haven’t read this before” kind of way) but are you saying that it’s a real cover? And a real title?

    Seriously?

    Damn. That’s just… disturbing.

  3. bam
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 11:34 am
    3
    Author Comment

    I do nothing to alter the covers, BevL. They come as they are.

    Shiloh, I may call Darragha twisted… but that doesn’t mean I’m not. :)

  4. Jane
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    4

    Does this guy look like John Stamos? JOEVILLE?????? That is just so freaking funny.

  5. Teddy Pig
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    5

    You sure it was Joeville?

    Today, Butt - Montana! Population 714 SAAA-lute!

  6. Flo
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    6

    Why did the dude ask his man love to dress in a pink nightie? An UGLY pink nightie? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! Did he not get his quotient of gay fashion sense? Poor poor man…

    *snickers*

  7. Lorelie
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    7

    Why do I always miss the fake blurb warning the first time? And it always takes me like half the first paragraph to go “No Way!”

  8. Kristie(J)
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    8

    I think poor Joe let himself go from his Navy Seal days. And he must not have got enough exercise while being “dry” ’cause he’s got a little flab going there we can see since allowing himself to be photographed with dear little Megan.

  9. Darragha
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    9

    If Joe wants to be dominated by a cowboy, he needs to call Kash. Cold, Hard Kash. Kash’ll do ‘im proud, yessiree.

    Darr

  10. TeddyPig
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    10

    They spent hours undressing wondering who really had the fullest figure and couls wear the nighty properly.

  11. meardaba
    Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    11

    I think my eyes are burning. That is the ugliest cover ever.

  12. kate r
    Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 at 4:08 am
    12

    Now I remember why I have to visit the site a couple of times a day–to see if there are treasures like this up. I need you, bam. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

  13. Richelle Mead
    Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 at 10:49 am
    13

    Oh, man. How did I miss this yesterday when I was having such a shitty day? It could have fixed everything!

  14. Charlene
    Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    14

    Pink lace? Check.
    Ruffles? Check.
    Pillow shams? Check.
    Candles? Check.

    It seems Megan (short for MEGAmaN) is going to have a fine Christmas with his new main squeeze.

  15. Helen M
    Posted: Mar 14th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    15

    Damn, I’d read your version of this book, Bam, fugly cover and all.

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