Eric Bana is The Hawtness

I’ve always been a little meh about Eric Bana. I thought he was the best-looking man in Blackhawk Down and that movie is full of good-looking men, but he never really got my girly parts tingly. Sure, I wouldn’t have ever kicked him out of bed or anything, but he… just didn’t do it for me. He was hotter than Brad Pitt in Troy and he was sufficiently angsty in The Hulk, but it wasn’t till Munich when I thought… “wow, that’s a real man.” Maybe it’s because he plays a killer in it and he’s all… torn between family and duty… sexy. Then I saw the trailer for his latest movie Lucky You with Drew Barrymore where he plays a professional gambler and I was like, “Man… homeboy is the hawtness!” In the trailer I saw, he steals Drew Barrymore’s life savings so he could gamble it away. That just killed me. I can’t stand Drew Barrymore—-she’s so bubbly and cheerful that it makes me throw up—-but I just might see this movie. I mean, it’s probably going to be terrible… but like, dude… he steals her money so he could gamble it away! That’s so horrible and awesome at the same time.

Anyway, I’m feeling icky and gross today. Looking at this picture made me feel a little better, so I thought I should share it with you guys.

15 Responses to “Eric Bana is The Hawtness”

  1. Shiloh Walker
    1

    Bam…has anybody told you that you’re a little twisted? :O? just wondering!

  2. April
    2

    Hm. I never noticed him in Blackhawk Down. I don’t really remember anyone from it. I did like him in Troy, though. I really wanted him to win over Brad Pitt, even though I knew how the story would end. I never saw The Hulk, but he was GREAT in Munich.

    He’s perfect for the strong, silent type roles, where he’s manly in a rock gibralter kind of way but not overly macho or pretty. He’s got the kind of face that looks as though he’s got something going on behind those eyes, always thinking deep and dark.

  3. Ann(ie)
    3

    Aw, feel better soon, Dee. *hugs*

  4. Jayelle Drewry
    4

    He looked good in Hulk… but I have to agree with you on Munich. The man was HOT. Great picture.

  5. jmc
    5

    Okay, I had to check my chin for drool after taking a look at that photo. Bam, where do you find them? ‘Cause I could surf the net for hours without finding any pics nearly that hot.

  6. Mad
    6

    I think I first noticed him in Troy (one movie that can still get my blood pressure up just because of how wimpy Orlando lived while the real men/fighters in that movie died) but wowsa, he’s looking mighty good in that picture above…yum!

  7. Marg
    7

    He started out as a comedian in a comedy sketch show here, and it takes a lot for me to forget those beginnings to drool. Every now and again it happens though!

  8. Kat
    8

    OK, no. Eric Bana as a sex symbol is so wrong. I can never erase my memories of watching him on The Eric Bana Show (sketch comedy). There’s just no way. Seriously, no.

  9. Mrs G
    9

    I’m stealing that picture for my Eric Bana gallery if you don’t mind.

  10. December Quinn
    10

    I agree. He didn’t catch my eye at all (and I saw The Hulk and am still pissed that I’ll never get those eight hours of my life back. Oh, you mean the movie wasn’t that long? Because it totally felt like it was) until Munich, when I went all ga-ga. Those deep eyes, that haunted, burning gaze! Tall and lean and stubbly…ooh.

    So I should go see this new thing, even though I also hate Drew Barrymore, oh so much. She’s what’s keeping me from seeing the new Hugh Grant movie, and I adore Hugh. But her—yuch. Watching her in a movie is like watching a slutty, squeaky bowl of milk.

  11. Teddy Pig
    11

    That taint Bio-diesel that’s Drew’s drug stash!

  12. Teddy Pig
    12

    Oh man, when he gets back she is gonna throw down some real hurtin.

  13. bam
    13

    I’m stealing that picture for my Eric Bana gallery if you don’t mind.

    Feel free, Mrs. G… spread the love!

  14. Bonnie Dee
    14

    In general I’m no Bana fan, but I was impressed by him in Munich. He’s just a little too square-jawed, alpha male for me.

  15. tumperkin
    15

    Ok - I am quite upset with you now. As a direct result of this posting, a hired “Munich” on DVD and OMG - that was the longest, dullest film I’ve ever seen in my life. Except the REALLY weird part at the end when he’s doing his wife and having flashbacks to all the terrorist malarkey simultaneously. I’m sure you are meant to think that he is having a kind of PTSD episode, but it just looks like he is getting off on the idea of extreme violence. Actually, that scene was so unwittingly funny that it was almost worth watching the whole film. Except not. Result: I can no longer lust after Eric Bana; he has become ridiculous in mine eyes. Thanks a LOT *storms off*



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