Like I Need a Reason…

It’s Hump Day. It’s the Middle of the Week. I’m about to get my period! I’m feeling hormonal. I want a big bar of chocolate! Do I need a reason to be posting this man’s picture? No. And you know what they say about a man with big ears…

Oh, speaking of chocolate, I mugged a Girl Scout the other day and got myself a couple of boxes of Thin Mints (and some book money… score). Now I just gotta find them. Damn you, Messy Office!

I had this dream the other night of Eric Bana laying next to me wearing his Hector outfit from Troy feeding me Thin Mints from his hand and nibbling on my ear while the Green Arrow massaged my feet. Is that decadent or what?

12 Responses to “Like I Need a Reason…”

  1. Mad
    1

    With 4 kiddos, I spent over $20 on GS cookies, different flavors for each, and let me just say, even after I hid them, to space them out, the girls found them and devoured them….I keep telling them they’re all animals. ROFL

  2. nikki
    2

    I spent about $30 or so, and it’s just my husband and I. What is even sadder is that they are all gone. Sadder still is that when I sold gsc, they were (I shit you not) 50 cents.

  3. Ann(ie)
    3

    Saddest of all — there are no girl scout cookies where I am.

    I win. :P

  4. Rosie
    4

    Whispering in your ear to “Eat my sweet love lumps…I adore your curves!” I might even go for the Green Arrow in that case.

  5. bam
    5

    While I love my husband, I sure would like to hear, “I love a woman who can eat” just once. Wait a minute… I did… when we first got together. HAH!

    Now it’s, “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet?” Men.

    Stupid Girl Scout Cookies. “Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”

  6. Teddy Pig
    6

    He better not shave anything below the neck…

    or there is no god.

  7. shuzluva
    7

    We bought GSC’s from three yes, THREE sources ’cause we’ve gotta fund family, neighbors and coworkers GS efforts. I have thin mints and all-abouts coming out of my ears. The kidlets think it’s the greatest thing since Halloween and the hubster keeps asking me if I’ve had enough yet…and not in a nice way. Of course, his metabolism is so damn high that he could eat three boxes in one sitting with no noticeable effect.

    I dream of Daniel Craig feeding me all-abouts while stroking my fat belly and saying I’m the most stunning creature he’s ever met while Jamie Bamber gives me a reflexology massage. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  8. December Quinn
    8

    No Girl Scout cookies where I am, either…AND, the last year I was in the States for cookie time, my mother-in-law actually GAVE AWAY two boxes of MY Tagalongs…I was livid. Seriously. I wanted to hit her.

    Mmmm…Bana has bulgy arms…

  9. dl
    9

    Any excuse to post eye candy is excellent, appropriate, and always welcome!

  10. skatergurljubulee
    10

    lol num num..

  11. Christine Rimmer
    11

    I love Eric Bana. I even loved him in that Chopper movie. Whatever *it* is, Eric has it.

  12. Jana J. Hanson
    12

    Thin Mints are SO addictive (as are pics of Eric Bana)…



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