Where’s the Pregnant Mistress?

[fake blurb alert!] The Millionaire's Pregnant Mistress

Sarah Williams never thought she would ever become a mother. As a child, she was abducted by aliens and had all of her ova extracted in a rather painful way, but no one ever believed her. In fact, she spent most of her post-adolescent life in the Elysian Fields Asylum because she wouldn’t wouldn’t stop babbling about it. At thirty and still a virgin, Sarah is just trying to live a normal life, even though she doesn’t indulge in romantic relationships. Besides, she’s too busy pining for her boss, the world-renowned illusionist, Zachariah Sinclair, who doesn’t seem to know she exists. Frustrated and alone, Sarah musters up all the courage in her body and decides to seduce Sinclair. After one passion-filled night, Sarah finds herself miraculously pregnant… and in love.

Zack Sinclair has been a master illusionist for twenty years, but it’s been a trial staying on top what with upstarts locking themselves in glass boxes for a week with no food and water. Zack knows he’ll have to do something bigger than sawing his assistant in half if he wants to remain the Best Magician Evah. One day, while practicing a new trick, Zack accidentally banishes Sarah… and their unborn child to oblivion. Since Zack’s magic has been a little erratic, Sarah could be in a five-star suite or in the bottom of the Atlantic… and Zack is running out of time to find out. In a race against time and the police investigating the disappearance of his assistant, Zack must find Sarah… and their baby… before it’s too late!

Thanks to Amber for this cover.

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11 Responses to “Where’s the Pregnant Mistress?”

Eva Gale
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 am

You need to stop. You are making me need to buy one just to see WHY the hell they’re on the shelves. And I’m afraid it’s going to be like crack.

Teddy Pig
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 12:10 pm

Must only be the first few months. He’s not showing yet.

Is this one of those pregnant man novels?

Oh it says Rich and Reclusive… She’s very reclusive!

Samantha
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
3

^^Maybe you’ve been reading too many mpreg fanfics, TP .

L.E. Bryce
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm

These horrid titles, plus my own personal experience, have me certain that it’s the publisher who titles these books, not the authors.

Seeley deBorn
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
5

I want to write the book for that blurb!

Katie Ann
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 1:17 pm

I can’t believe how many results came up on Amazon when I typed in “pregnant mistress.”

SharpBluntBimbo
Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm

I totally read the name as ‘Michael Cummer’. Ugh. How fugly can a cover model be?

Sam
Posted: Mar 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 am

Oh - creepy murder mystery book where millionaire pushes pregnant mistress down the stairs then covers it up to look like an accident.

Flo
Posted: Mar 23rd, 2007 at 3:23 am
9

Vanilla ICE ICE BABY!

Come on… you see it right? RIGHT?

Charlene
Posted: Mar 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm

What does it say about me that the first thing I thought of when I saw that cover was mpreg? That’s why the waistline of his trousers is so high - to conceal the baby bulge.

Nicolette Rivers
Posted: Apr 19th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

I’m sorry, I look at this cover and the title, and think the guy is walking down the stairs to where he’s keeping some woman chained to a rusty pipe until she delivers.

It’s like that guy, Andrew Luster, who was a bazillionaire who just happened to prefer his women “roofied” up.

Completely creeped out.

“It rubs the cocoa butter on its skin so that it doesn’t get stretch marks. It does this so that I can make a baby blanket out of its flesh!”

“Oh, Gaaaaaaawd!”

“It rubs the cocoa butter…”

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