Comments on: Where’s the Pregnant Mistress? http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/ Guess what I'm reading? Wed, 16 May 2012 07:49:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Nicolette Rivers http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-9516 Nicolette Rivers Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:31:50 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-9516 I'm sorry, I look at this cover and the title, and think the guy is walking down the stairs to where he's keeping some woman chained to a rusty pipe until she delivers. It's like that guy, Andrew Luster, who was a bazillionaire who just happened to prefer his women "roofied" up. Completely creeped out. "It rubs the cocoa butter on its skin so that it doesn't get stretch marks. It does this so that I can make a baby blanket out of its flesh!" "Oh, Gaaaaaaawd!" "It rubs the cocoa butter..." I’m sorry, I look at this cover and the title, and think the guy is walking down the stairs to where he’s keeping some woman chained to a rusty pipe until she delivers.

It’s like that guy, Andrew Luster, who was a bazillionaire who just happened to prefer his women “roofied” up.

Completely creeped out.

“It rubs the cocoa butter on its skin so that it doesn’t get stretch marks. It does this so that I can make a baby blanket out of its flesh!”

“Oh, Gaaaaaaawd!”

“It rubs the cocoa butter…”

]]> By: Charlene http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8832 Charlene Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:25:16 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8832 What does it say about me that the first thing I thought of when I saw that cover was mpreg? That's why the waistline of his trousers is so high - to conceal the baby bulge. What does it say about me that the first thing I thought of when I saw that cover was mpreg? That’s why the waistline of his trousers is so high – to conceal the baby bulge.

]]> By: Flo http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8807 Flo Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:23:09 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8807 Vanilla ICE ICE BABY! Come on... you see it right? RIGHT? Vanilla ICE ICE BABY!

Come on… you see it right? RIGHT?

]]> By: Sam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8806 Sam Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:13:43 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8806 Oh - creepy murder mystery book where millionaire pushes pregnant mistress down the stairs then covers it up to look like an accident. Oh – creepy murder mystery book where millionaire pushes pregnant mistress down the stairs then covers it up to look like an accident.

]]> By: SharpBluntBimbo http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8797 SharpBluntBimbo Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:22:34 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8797 I totally read the name as 'Michael Cummer'. Ugh. How fugly can a cover model be? I totally read the name as ‘Michael Cummer’. Ugh. How fugly can a cover model be?

]]> By: Katie Ann http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8790 Katie Ann Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:17:28 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8790 I can't believe how many results came up on Amazon when I typed in "pregnant mistress." I can’t believe how many results came up on Amazon when I typed in “pregnant mistress.”

]]> By: Seeley deBorn http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8789 Seeley deBorn Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:07:44 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8789 I want to write the book for that blurb! I want to write the book for that blurb!

]]> By: L.E. Bryce http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8787 L.E. Bryce Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:18:14 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8787 These horrid titles, plus my own personal experience, have me certain that it's the publisher who titles these books, not the authors. These horrid titles, plus my own personal experience, have me certain that it’s the publisher who titles these books, not the authors.

]]> By: Samantha http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8786 Samantha Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:17:34 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8786 ^^Maybe you've been reading too many mpreg fanfics, TP :). ^^Maybe you’ve been reading too many mpreg fanfics, TP :) .

]]> By: Teddy Pig http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8785 Teddy Pig Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:10:21 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/03/22/wheres-the-pregnant-mistress/#comment-8785 Must only be the first few months. He's not showing yet. Is this one of those pregnant man novels? Oh it says Rich and Reclusive... She's very reclusive! Must only be the first few months. He’s not showing yet.

Is this one of those pregnant man novels?

Oh it says Rich and Reclusive… She’s very reclusive!

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