Comments on: Where’s the Pregnant Mistress?

by: Nicolette Rivers

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:31:50 +0000

I’m sorry, I look at this cover and the title, and think the guy is walking down the stairs to where he’s keeping some woman chained to a rusty pipe until she delivers.

It’s like that guy, Andrew Luster, who was a bazillionaire who just happened to prefer his women “roofied” up.

Completely creeped out.

“It rubs the cocoa butter on its skin so that it doesn’t get stretch marks. It does this so that I can make a baby blanket out of its flesh!”

“Oh, Gaaaaaaawd!”

“It rubs the cocoa butter…”

by: Charlene

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:25:16 +0000

What does it say about me that the first thing I thought of when I saw that cover was mpreg? That’s why the waistline of his trousers is so high - to conceal the baby bulge.

by: Flo

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:23:09 +0000

Vanilla ICE ICE BABY!

Come on… you see it right? RIGHT?

by: Sam

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:13:43 +0000

Oh - creepy murder mystery book where millionaire pushes pregnant mistress down the stairs then covers it up to look like an accident.

by: SharpBluntBimbo

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:22:34 +0000

I totally read the name as ‘Michael Cummer’. Ugh. How fugly can a cover model be?

by: Katie Ann

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:17:28 +0000

I can’t believe how many results came up on Amazon when I typed in “pregnant mistress.”

by: Seeley deBorn

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:07:44 +0000

I want to write the book for that blurb!

by: L.E. Bryce

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:18:14 +0000

These horrid titles, plus my own personal experience, have me certain that it’s the publisher who titles these books, not the authors.

by: Samantha

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:17:34 +0000

^^Maybe you’ve been reading too many mpreg fanfics, TP .

by: Teddy Pig

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:10:21 +0000

Must only be the first few months. He’s not showing yet.

Is this one of those pregnant man novels?

Oh it says Rich and Reclusive… She’s very reclusive!