Comments on: Seduction by Death by Anna J. Evans

By: Flo

Flo — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:09:24 +0000

All I know was I browsing the net one time and saw some 13+ inch dong splash all over some eHoes face. He pretty much drowned the girl. Personally? I’d like to survive an orgasm without being split in twain or drowning via splooge. Hehehe splooge…

Anyway, that excerpt made me chuckle. And all I could think of was someone making squelching noises on their arm like kids used to make farting noises at the lunch table in high school.

By: Ann(ie)

Ann(ie) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:38:45 +0000

OMG, I know, Roslyn. I do not understand the trend. If I ever got with a guy and he lowered his drawers to show me something that you could use to club baby seals, I’d be like, “What do you think you’re gonna do with THAT?”

In Guide, I said the hero felt big to Ellie, but she hadn’t had sex in three years. A woman’s private parts would get all shrank up, so he might be six throbbing inches of average male, and she wasn’t in any frame of mind to go get a ruler.

By: Roslyn

Roslyn — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:31:13 +0000

Not the Lumberjack song. My husband taught that to my 2 yo. Its a scream. An 11″ schlong? Is that even humanly possible? I was reading something the other day, okay, erotica, and all the men had 11″ penises. What’s up with the absurd penis sizes?

By: Ann(ie)

Ann(ie) — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:59:10 +0000

The video of the Lumberjack Song is worth screaming over, but you know why I’m screaming. Shit, I was in emails with you when I got the offer.

The review looks fine, wish she’d given me less up-n-down, more of the angry beginning stuff, but maybe next time.

By: bam

bam — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:45:06 +0000

I can’t tell if you’re screaming because you like Monty Python… or you weren’t thrilled about the review above… or, oh wait.

Congrats, you awesome bitch!

By: Ann(ie)

Ann(ie) — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:18:44 +0000

*runs through screaming*