I’m a 13 Year Old Girl

I reveal to you… my new muse, Ben Jelen. My total BFF Annie Dean and I were just talking about the trouble I’ve been having smoothing out the sex scene for my WIP, Waking Kitty. My former muse, Eric Bana wasn’t working out anymore… he just wasn’t angsty enough and you guys, I watched Munich and Black Hawk Down TWICE. I needed someone… prettier… and more emo, I guess. So I thought, “What if he played the piano AND sang soulfully AND was ridiculously good-looking?” VOILA! He’s so, so, so, so pretty he makes my teeth hurt. Tim says he looks like a girl. *eye roll* Yeah? Can a girl look like this?

Anyway, Annie, we’re not as dirty as we thought. He’s 27 years old. Boo!

Which reminds me… here’s my new favorite song:

6 Responses to “I’m a 13 Year Old Girl”

  1. shuzluva
    1

    He’s very pretty. But…you’ve lost me with him as Jack. Sorry, babe. But if it works for you, I’m sure it’ll work for the rest of us!

  2. SharpBluntBimbo
    2

    Dye his hair blonde and he’s Travis Fimmel babe. Sherrilyn Kenyon’s muse for THE MIGHTY ACHERON.

    Is it wrong to imagine having sex with a guy that’s prettier than you?

  3. Ann(ie)
    3

    Wow, he’s older than I thought. Why, sex with him wouldn’t be shocking at all. I guess you’ll have to post some more Potter pics to succeed in being a dirty old lady.

  4. bam
    4

    There’s nothing wrong with having sex with a guy prettier than you. I’ve had plenty of sex with guys prettier than me… or is that I’ve had sex with plenty of guys prettier than me!

    While I’m totally cute myself, there was a guy I dated once who could have frickin’ stepped off of the pages of Vogue… reeeediculously good-lookin’. People would look at us like, “umm… what?”

    It was humbling.

    Ann, the whole Harry Potter thing was momentary… I can’t believe I ever thought he was hot. Ewwwwww…

    Shuz, don’t worry, it’ll work. It’ll be hot shit. :)

  5. orchid
    5

    oooo he’s pretty in the pic

    relatively goofy-looking in the video

    however, i am willing to overlook that

  6. Alyssa
    6

    I’m loving this studmuffins category.



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