Comments on: The Magic Va-Jay-Jay Variety Hour by Dorie Graham

By: SharpBluntBimbo

SharpBluntBimbo — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:10:51 +0000

How did the comments section become a ‘take a look at your life’ discussion?

Dude thought you were kidding about the magic hoochies.. I swear I thought it was a cover snark or sumtindalike.

By: Barbara B.

Barbara B. — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:29:46 +0000

I saw Liquid Sky back in college. It was pretty shitty but I couldn’t look away.

As a woman, tragically born with a more mundane, almost run-of-the-mill cooch, I feel cheated by life. Where’s the happy ending for women like me?

By: Shiloh Walker

Shiloh Walker — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:08:26 +0000

Bam… you need one of those big warning labels to slap on top of your posts. Something that reads…oh….I dunno…

Shiloh, You don’t want to read this post because I’m gonna put an image in your head that’s going to keep you from sleeping

i coulda used that label. Not that I would have paid attention. But I might have be more prepared for this one…

I don’t want to be thinkin’ about my mama having sex, much less her having sex with A BUNCHA DUDES like her vagina is a revolving door

Now I have these images in my head. I need to get to sleep. Not have these images in my head.

By: Teddy Pig

Teddy Pig — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:24:56 +0000

Oh my my my maybe someone should write magic man batter books and show what a silly…

Nah, someone will like them and then they would write more of them to meet the demand. The I would have to kill myself for that stupid idea.

By: Kimber

Kimber — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:25:26 +0000

I think she stole that throwing up idea from South Park, actually. And does anyone remember a tragically bad B movie from the 80s called “Liquid Sky,” where the protagonist kills people with her cunt? That was an actual line in the movie: “I kill with my cunt.” And: “We should go to Berlin. People will love us in Berlin.”

True story: One night I went to the bar with my girlfriend and swore off men for real this time. And that night I met my husband of the past almost 10 years. The deal is, you have to MEAN it. You can’t just say it.

By: Eva Gale

Eva Gale — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:34:36 +0000

Oy. I Soo hate Magic hoohoo books. Can’t the hero fall in love for the Heroine’s brain, and hot sex?

Ok, could these stories be extreme satire?

By: Teddy Pig

Teddy Pig — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:48:35 +0000

ROFL Magic Hoo-Hah Rating!

Sure, he throws up a little bit right afterwards…

Sounds like peyote… um or so I have heard.

By: Darragha

Darragha — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:20:29 +0000

*formulating a magic drop of semen vs. the magic vaginal lube* tale.
An epic battle for power.

By: shuzluva

shuzluva — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:37:16 +0000

I want a magical hoo-hah. Just so I can tell everyone I’ve got a trap they can’t get out of.

*runs back to work*

By: Ann(ie)

Ann(ie) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:22:44 +0000

Too funny. I don’t think I’ll be reading this series. I’m so over the magical vajayjay.