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Your Saturday Morning WTF

If you’re drinking any hot beverages at this very moment, set it down now. And make sure you have nothing inside your mouth. You just might choke on it.

Woman 1: Smells like vagina in here!
Woman 2: Excuse me?
Woman 1: Smells like fresh vagina in here!
Woman 2: Are you talking about my vagina?
Woman 1: Maybe.

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 14th, 2007 at 9:19 am and is filed under Et Cetera. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Your Saturday Morning WTF”

  1. Stephanie Feagan
    Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 at 10:50 am
    1

    Hey! I used to work for that guy. I remember the dildo! Gee, those were the days. Where have all the dildos gone? Now it’s just pencil cups and staplers.

  2. Jackie
    Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    2

    The “I’ll never stop, Nancy. Never” line made me lose it. Totally. Completely.

    Stephanie: Isn’t “Where have all the dildos gone?” a line from the Bonnie Tyler song, “Holdin’ Out For a Dildo”?

  3. Kathleen
    Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    3

    Okay, that is ridiculous. Power-fucks just MAKE SENSE. They leave you relaxed and ready to face the rest of the day. A 2006 study of UK’s 10 million office workers proved they had better heart rates and cholesterol levels after adopting a 6-week power-fuck regimen. When is our country going to get over it’s puritanical ways and welcome a healthy habit that COULD SAVE OUR LIVES. Videos like this set back office health 10 years.

  4. Grammar Geek
    Posted: Apr 15th, 2007 at 8:55 am
    4

    ROFLMAO.

    Two fat cocks. Together. Oil…

    That’s awesome.

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