Tuesday Morning Hotness

Umm… I was looking through Google Images for pictures of Jamie Bamber and found this. Neither Jamie nor Bamber, methinks. Discuss. Um… but they are hot. What are they advertising here? Jeans? The subjugation of women? Hmm. Whatever. Click on the image for a larger version.

Calvin Klein Hotness

20 Responses to “Tuesday Morning Hotness”

  1. Teddy Pig
    1

    BUTT MUNCH!

  2. AnimeJune
    2

    Um, ew…Makes me wonder what their tagline is: Calvin Klein - Makes Your Ass Taste Like Ice Cream.

    Or Calvin Klein: More Fun to Take Off Than To Actually Put On.

    For some reason the first time I saw this, I keep thinking about that perfume billboard for “Eruption” that kept following Andy (Steve Carell) around in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

  3. Shiloh Walker
    3

    You gotta wonder, exactly how is that supposed to sell jeans…

    I mean, no intelligent woman is going to look at the picture and think… man, now i’m going to get a nice piece of beefcake laying on the ground so i can bite his butt.

    …. i would hope.

  4. Lorelie
    4

    Subjugation? Methinks she’s about to rape him. In her left hand, out of sight, is something silicone with straps on it.

  5. Bimbo
    5

    That ass is hot, but his posture is too “preparing for butt invasion” for me. Nothin’ wrong with man lurve, but this guy is too pretty, eh?

  6. Ann(ie)
    6

    This ad doesnt say hot to me. Instead I find myself thinking about how heavy and uncomfortable wet jeans are.

  7. Jackie
    7

    I (heart) Jamie. Wish he’d use his real voice in BSG instead of the Americanized accent. Alas.

    As for the ad, better to see a rimjob than a teabag, I guess…

  8. Bimbo
    8

    Wow. I totally just got trashed by Nora Roberts in smartbitchestrashybooks. 0.o

  9. danette
    9

    Ann you ruined it for me I was sitting here thinking about when the girls fangs are going to come out,now I’m remembering the time I got thrown in the pool with jeans on. (You’re right, uncomfortable) MAybe those jeans are quick dry.*g*

  10. Teddy Pig
    10

    Well is the jeans are uncomfortable but his butt is out just imagine his poor dick as she pushes him into the gravel.

    Yeah that looks like fun!

  11. shuzluva
    11

    They both look pretty miserable.

    Uh, so…searching for pictures of Jamie Bamber again huh? Have I converted you yet? I know you’re fickle!

  12. bam
    12
    Author Comment

    Subjugation? Methinks she’s about to rape him. In her left hand, out of sight, is something silicone with straps on it.

    You’re right, Lorelie. The look on his face DOES say, “please don’t hurt me”.

    Shuz… you have NOT converted me. I was just looking. Dude is too short. My cut-off is 5′11, remember? No shorter than that. I think he’s like… 5′9 or something.

  13. Ann(ie)
    13

    She’s like, “I’d so rather have a Fat Burger. I can’t believe I stopped eating carbs to chew this dude’s butt. That’s it, I’m going back to school.”

  14. bam
    14
    Author Comment

    I bet he’s all lean meat, no fat at all. Protein. Mmm…

    Wet jeans are so not hot. Unless they’re on Brandon Routh. And I was taking them off with my teeth…

    Excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.

  15. Meljean
    15

    I think that’s just yummy. Nothing turns me on like a guy trying to crawl away from me.

    You think you can get away, pretty boy? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME?

    No, but seriously: way hawt.

  16. dillene
    16

    Perhaps he was bitten by a poisonous snake, and the girl is trying to suck out the venom. Or perhaps she’s a flesh-eating zombie. Or, possibly, she took his request to “Bite my ass” a little too seriously.

  17. Samantha
    17

    I think it’s hot, too. Though I could do with a little more teeth from the girl. And what’s not sexy about wet jeans? They’re wet…so you take them off ;) .

  18. dl
    18

    Yeah, it’s hawt & all that, but would you want your grade school child to see it while shopping at the mall? Clothing adds are getting too raunchy for GP viewing.

  19. Rowena
    19

    Damn.

  20. Alyssa
    20

    Did you ask a question? Sorry, I’m too busy enjoying the look of that guy’s ass.



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