Dionne Galace

1. Friday the 13th: Part IV – A spastic Crispin Glover dancing like a crazy person to some mullet rock. Awesome. Also, a young Corey Feldman who plays an annoying kid and somehow manages to survive. Gah! 2. Friday the 13th: Part VII – Jason battles a girl with telekinesis. That’s right, just like Carrie. [...]

[Or as she is lovingly called in the blogosphere, "Dr. Sunken Tits"] Wow. This thing is about 10 kinds of wrong. Let me count the ways: 1) Mary Jane Watson has enormous knockers. 2) Mary Jane Watson is wearing a skin-tight belly shirt designed to show off said knockers and her oh-so-flat belly 3) Mary [...]

It feels kind of wrong to be crushing on a guy who’s the same age as my baby sister, but damn, this boy looks good. I started thinking he’s hot when he played CuteDean on Gilmore Girls, Rory’s first boyfriend. But then Rory cheated on him with that boy from Heroes and CuteDean retaliated by [...]

Grade: A- Readers of this blog know I have no objectivity when it comes to P.C. Cast. NONE. I love that woman. I am a P.C. Cast fan girl. I will read anything she writes. What I like most about Cast’s books— and I do find very little of it in other romances— is the [...]

While watching this, I was yelling “Way to go, Paula! Way to go!” (That reminds me, how come the skank never gets the man? Skanks need love, too. Man, I ought to write a romance where the skank gets her man.) Anyway, I got bored and went to the kitchen to get some orange juice. [...]