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Thirteen Dudes On My Desert Isle


Wow… this is going to be the easiest list ever. Watch me do it in two minutes. And ’cause I have to finish my homework.

Ryan Reynolds

1. Ben Jelen - I love his emo boy music. And his hippy long hair. And how pretty he is. I can listen to Come on a million times a day. Screw you, Shuzluva!
2. Brandon Routh - My Superman. I liked that his bulge sparked a speculation whether the film company had to spend mucho dollars digitally altering his lunchbox
3. Justin Hartley - ’cause damn, he looks good in green leather. Oh, and he was Aquaman. And Nicholas Foxworthy Crane on Passions!
4. Eric Bana - ’cause dude looks at you like he wants to kill you even when he’s saying “I love you”. His post-traumatic stress breakdown while humping his wife in Munich. Hawtness!
5. Ryan Reynolds - He was the only person who made Blade: Trinity remotely bearable. With hot abs and a sharp sense of humor. Did I mention the killer abs? I think you can actually grate cheese on that thing. Not that I would. Probably.
6. Chris Evans - Flame on!
7. Christian Bale - Let’s see: American Psycho, Equilibrium, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (And I’m probably the only person who saw that). Oh, and he’s Batman!
8. Daniel Craig - Have y’all not seen L4YERCAKE? Dude is just plain cool.
9. Takeshi Kaneshiro - I loved his swishy leather duster in that crappy movie The Returner. And he’s so pretty… so pretty… my preciousssss
10. Nathan Fillion - Cap’n Tightpants. ‘Nuff said.
11. Tom Welling - He’s ridiculously good-looking, earnest, and… there’s just something… “aw shucks” about him.
12. Gary Dourdan - His unresolved sexual tension with Nicky on CSI has fueled many, many fantasies
13. Russell Wong (say, about 10 years ago) - um… There’s this scene in Prophecy 2 (terrible movie) where he’s perched naked on a headboard watching over that chick from Flashdance after he’s made sweet, sweet love to her… aw… goodness.

Oh, and this is purely for May’s benefit and May’s benefit alone… I broke the rule! FOR YOU!
14. Scott Speedman - He’ll always be Ben from Felicity to me.

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22 Responses to “Thirteen Dudes On My Desert Isle”

  1. Ann(ie)
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 7:26 am
    1

    I can agree with about half those guys. I don’t know some of them, though. Who’s Tom Welling?

    Also, I suspect some of the guys would pair off instead of trying to have their way with you.

  2. bam
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 7:27 am
    2
    Author Comment

    Ah, Ann… that’s fine… if I get to watch.

    Tom Welling plays the emo-angsty whiny Clark Kent on Smallville.

  3. Christine d'Abo
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 7:53 am
    3

    Heavens yes! The only other one I’d add would be Gerard Butler. I like my men a little weathered looking. And Gary Dourdan has the most amazing eyes. :)

  4. Tilly Greene
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:06 am
    4

    Daniel Craig was a sexy Bond, a bit of rough, but this Ryan Reynolds is fine as well, as is - heck Bam, all of them! But Takeshi Kaneshiro, well now, hello sweet thing ;-)

  5. May
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:08 am
    5

    I cannot believe that Bam only has 13 dudes she wants on her desert isle. I mean, homework or not homework, she should at least have broken the thirteen ‘rule’ and posted 14, right?

    Somebody send her Hottie Pics please. *ggg*

  6. Shiloh Walker
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:09 am
    6

    I think Eric Bana was on Good Morning America…

  7. bam
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
    7
    Author Comment

    Yeah, Shiloh, he’s promoting his new film Lucky You. Too bad it looks like it sucks hot sweaty hairy ass.

    How did the director not realize that there’s no chemistry between Eric Bana, who looks at people like he wants to kill them, and Drew Barrymore, who’s a cross between a bag of Skittles (taste the rainbow) and a Popple?

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  9. Daisy Dexter Dobbs
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:51 am
    9

    I just watched Daniel Craig in the new Bond movie last weekend. I was surprised how much I liked him in the role. He’s really very sexy.

  10. Lori
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 9:33 am
    10

    Nice visual:)

  11. Lauren Dane
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 9:48 am
    11

    Oh sweet Jeebus is Ryan Reynolds so delicious I’d eat him on a cracker. But he’s still not as hot as my sekrit celebrity boyfriend Clive Owen. Sigh…

  12. shuzluva
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
    12

    Yummy, yummy! Daniel Craig, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Ryan Renolds (why do I always seem to forget about him?), Gary Dourdan, Christian Bale. YUMMY! I can’t believe you only picked 13 (okay 14). And I agree with Christine. Gerry Butler is delicious.

  13. Elle Fredrix
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    13

    Damn, that is one fine pic of Ryan! As for the others on your list? Hmm, I think I recognize only 3 of those names! I guess I need to watch more TV/movies.

  14. she
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    14

    Wow, that’s quite the interesting dessert island you have there. I’m wiht Christine and Shuzluva - I’d want Gerard Butler there as well. And Viggo of course ;)

  15. rhian
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    15

    Danny Craig - big yes.

  16. Rene Lyons
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    16

    Sorry, Bam. The Buldge is mine. ;)

  17. Catherine
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    17

    I’d fight you for maybe three of them. The rest of them you’re welcome to.

  18. Wylie
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    18

    One day Ryan Reynolds is a total goofball in some obscure sit-com about a pizza place then BOOM! - Hotness. When/How the hell did that happen?
    Those abs are dee-lish… Mmmmm

  19. Kuanyin
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    19

    Guess I’m moving to England soon! Oh well…..

    Happy TT!

  20. Shelley Munro
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    20

    The pool boys look very fine. I think you do need to add Gerry, though ;)

  21. Mrs G
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    21

    I like Daniel Craig when he’s doing his full-frontals. Can I post screencaps here?

  22. Rashenbo
    Posted: May 4th, 2007 at 7:07 am
    22

    YUM! :) What yummy men. I don’t recognize all of them, but of those I do, I definitely agree.

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