Comments on: Talk about Awkward… http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/ it's not chick porn Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:22:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: December Quinn http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10381 Wed, 23 May 2007 08:41:43 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10381 I'd do it but wear a disguise, which you can duck behind the podium and whip dramatically off. Everyone will be so impressed they'll forget to bitch about you presenting and winning. Then you can fly away in your solid gold plane... I’d do it but wear a disguise, which you can duck behind the podium and whip dramatically off. Everyone will be so impressed they’ll forget to bitch about you presenting and winning.

Then you can fly away in your solid gold plane…

]]> by: Kaitlin http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10375 Wed, 23 May 2007 01:44:12 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10375 LOL! Annie that's a good one. he-he This really & truly happened to a friend of mine. She wrote a short story that was entered into a contest & she was asked to present. She ended up winning and there was this huge controversy because a lot of people thought that she'd set it up so she'd win. Like she said, she would have rather been able to do the long walk up the aisle. LOL! That's really weird though. LOL! Annie that’s a good one. he-he

This really & truly happened to a friend of mine. She wrote a short story that was entered into a contest & she was asked to present. She ended up winning and there was this huge controversy because a lot of people thought that she’d set it up so she’d win. Like she said, she would have rather been able to do the long walk up the aisle. LOL! That’s really weird though.

]]> by: Ann(ie) http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10372 Wed, 23 May 2007 01:02:46 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10372 You could go all schizo. "Well, you must be feeling really honored right now, Dionne. Would you like to say a few words?" (steps to other side of the mic) "Why yes, I am! And I would... I'd like to thank... " (jump to the other side again) "That's enough, Dionne, we need to go on with the program." (back) "No, dammit, I wasn't done...!" And then totally get into a fight with yourself a la Steve Martin, from <i>All of Me</i>, when he shared a body with Lily Tomlin. You could go all schizo.

“Well, you must be feeling really honored right now, Dionne. Would you like to say a few words?”

(steps to other side of the mic) “Why yes, I am! And I would… I’d like to thank… ”

(jump to the other side again) “That’s enough, Dionne, we need to go on with the program.”

(back) “No, dammit, I wasn’t done…!”

And then totally get into a fight with yourself a la Steve Martin, from All of Me, when he shared a body with Lily Tomlin.

]]> by: bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10371 Wed, 23 May 2007 01:01:25 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10371 I kind of like the idea of presenting my own award. :D Anyway, when I emailed them, they were all like, "Umm... we don't announce the winner till the day of." and I was like, "Wait! But you asked me to present, dicks!" *sigh* I kind of like the idea of presenting my own award. :D

Anyway, when I emailed them, they were all like, “Umm… we don’t announce the winner till the day of.” and I was like, “Wait! But you asked me to present, dicks!”

*sigh*

]]> by: Shiloh http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10370 Wed, 23 May 2007 00:02:31 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2007/05/22/talk-about-awkward/#comment-10370 Seriously? Man...now that really bites. Any way you can bow out of it? Seriously?

Man…now that really bites. Any way you can bow out of it?

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