Mmm… My New Boyfriend

Jensen Ackles

Forget him, Selah March. He’s mine… all mine. He’s ttttttttasty-tasty. He’s Jensenlicious. He’s mantastic. Stay back. Seriously, bitches. Don’t make me have to get all violent up in this mug. I know karate. I ain’t afraid to throw down. Genuflect and worship.

24 Responses to “Mmm… My New Boyfriend”

  1. Ann(ie)
    1

    He is so damn fine. I first started watching Supernatural just to gaze at him, but the show’s grown on me too. Be still my heart.

  2. bam
    2

    I used to watch Smallville for him. He was Lana Lang’s Season 4 quasi-evil boyfriend. Mmmm.

    Oh, plus he had this weird sexual tension with Jayne Seymour, who played his mom. Hawtness.

  3. MerylF
    3

    He’s a cutie alright…who is he?

  4. L.E. Bryce
    4

    Bam, isn’t getting a bit crowded at your place with all the studmuffins shacking up there? Honestly, I don’t know how Tim puts up with it.

  5. bam
    5
    Author Comment

    Meryl, he plays Dean Winchester, the smoldering brooding hottie who runs a demon-hunting business with his equally hot brother, Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki), in the CW show Supernatural. They have a weird unresolved incestuous sexual tension.

    LE, Tim actually gets excited when I have a new crush. I can’t write unless I’m obsessing over someone and a new crush means I’ll have more material for my WIP. :)

  6. MerylF
    6

    Ooh, unresolved sexual tension, hawt!

    This is what I miss out on, by giving up TV. *sigh*. Not. Enough. Hotties!

  7. Flo
    7

    Very hot… but he totally has a buttchin!

    *giggles*

  8. Shelly @ Bewitched
    8

    Jensen is hot isn’t he? I’ve been watching him since Dark Angel. I couldn’t do Days of Our Lives and it was a test for me to sit still through Smallville, but Supernatural is a show that’s verrrrry easy on the eyes. :)

  9. Jackie
    9

    I have never, ever seen Supernatural.

    Let the mocking commence.

  10. Babz
    10

    I’m with Team Jackie. Too many TV shows to keep track on!

  11. bam
    11
    Author Comment

    Who cares if you haven’t seen it… doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate prime horseflesh ;)

    God. I’m such a rude little pig.

  12. Ann(ie)
    12

    I will make it easy for you. I’m not a TV-watcher, but these are shows you need to see:

    Bones (in season two, we have sexual tension on two fronts. Rawr!)
    Coupling (British version)
    Monk
    Heroes
    Psych
    Supernatural

    Other than that, I don’t watch TV, but I promise these wonders are so worth your time. Buy the DVDs if you like being able to choose when you view a show.

  13. bam
    13

    I will make it easy for you. I’m not a TV-watcher, but these are shows you need to see:

    Bones (in season two, we have sexual tension on two fronts. Rawr!)
    Coupling (British version) (eh!)
    Monk
    Heroes
    Psych
    Supernatural

    Agreed.

  14. Selah March
    14

    Back of the line, BITCH. I WILL cut you.

    I mean…uh….ahem. Pardon me. Please refrain from putting your hands upon the imaginary love of my life whilst I am still using…errr…worshiping (in a totally respectful and non-objectifying way) him.

    Thank you.

  15. bam
    15

    I WILL cut you.

    You’ll cut me? Pfft… I don’t think you’re fast enough for my Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. I spent years perfecting it.

    You’ll be down on the floor and Jensen and I will be riding off towards the sunset together. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

  16. Selah March
    16

    Bring it, baby. True love WILL prevail.

    (For “true love,” read: “a twisted desire to take the boy somewhere private and make him cry for mercy like a LITTLE GIRL.)

    But you can absolutely have whatever’s left when I’m done. :)

  17. Samantha
    17

    Happiness! I love him so much it’s insane. Just seeing his picture sends me into paroxysms of fangirl squeeage of incredible proportions. I watched fricken Days of Our Lives for him. *shudder* Though I must say I found Smallville the more difficult chore. Oh, Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester :sigh: Almost a ten year love affair.

    A creepy, one-sided, ten year love affair. ;)

  18. Charlene
    18

    Ooh, Bam’s into Wincest!

  19. bam
    19
    Author Comment

    Ooh, Bam’s into Wincest!

    You bet your butt I am. I’m off to go look for Lora Leigh’s Men of August series.

    *grins evilly at Ann(ie)*

  20. Alyssa
    20

    I prefer Twincest to Wincest.

  21. Babz
    21

    What? No LOST on the TV shows must-see list?? For TV hottie, I’m still stuck on Sawyer (Josh Holloway).
    Men of August is a must read. HAWT! My fave is book 2.

  22. Darragha
    22

    He’s all dark and angsty. He’s sweet!

  23. Julie
    23

    I’m with you, bam. Who cares if you haven’t seen the show? I think they hunt demons or something. Whatever.

    It’s just a vehicle for displaying the mancandy. :) And boy do they ever.

  24. Karla
    24

    You’re not kidding with strange sexual tension vibe in that show. It’s so easy to so too - I kid you not I was watching it with friends who hadn’t seen it before and their first question was “are those two lovers?”

    I think the only show that tops it would be House with the Wilson-House thing, although Dr Who’s Jack/The Doctor is running a close second.



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