16 Responses to “Ugh, I Hate You, Ben Jelen!”

1. Carrie Lofty Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

   1 He is supernaturally beautiful. She needs a bullet between the eyes. No one should be that dumb.

2. bam Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

   2 Author Comment He is supernaturally beautiful. Heh, yeah. I was just telling my friend Jackie that I was over him ’cause he did a cover of Woman by John Lennon, which is my favorite John Lennon song, and it was terrible. It sounded all karaoke and stuff. But then I saw this. Stupid youtube. Eww, I just had a vision of running on the beach into his arms and him twirling me around while his version of Woman played in the background. I’m sick. I need help.

3. Rae Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

   3 I can’t believe she said that. I agree with Carrie — that interviewer was one dumb whatever. Although he is definitely cute — “pretty” cute — I am into more of the craggy, alpha-dangerous male types — give me Daniel Craig (the new James Bond) any day. Sigh. Daniel’s icy blue eyes and those sensual lips just make me melt. Plus, he gives off dangerous vibes — me like dangerous men. Rae

4. bam Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

   4 Author Comment Ah I believe it’s Blur who said it best: Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they’re girls Who do girls like they’re boys I like boys who look like girls and girls who look like boys. I’m weird like that.

5. Darragha Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

   5 He’s really cute. But he needs to NOT say “Uh, umm” so much The girl is really stupid. {{{heading over to his website}}}

6. Ann(ie) Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

   6 He totally got flinchy when she put her head on his back. He was probably worried she was gonna go for it right on the stoop. “We can have sex anytime you want to.” Great line. Very professional.

7. bam Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

   7 Author Comment Dumb Girl: We don’t even have to have sex. You can just give me some sperm. Ben: I think I’d rather do the honors myself. HE MEANS HE WANTS TO SPLOOGE ON YOUR FACE, DUMMY. Go, Ben, go! Go for the money shot!

8. Carrie Lofty Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

   8 Wait. Are we required to CHOOSE between the Daniel Craig scruffy types and the pretty boys? I was NOT informed. Very distressing. Must go contemplate at length…

9. Jackie Posted: Jun 29th, 2007 at 3:15 am

   9 OMFG. Okay, number one, he is a sweetheart, and a cutie, and I want to give him a hug. And I really want him to hug me back. A lot. In bed. Number two, she either needs to up her meds, or get a lot of duct tape and apply it liberally to her mouth. And possibly to her nose.

10. Colleen Gleason Posted: Jun 29th, 2007 at 9:28 am

    10 Yes, and sooo yummy. Thanks for sharing. I must get one of his CDs. But which one? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone??? And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice. It’s gawgeous. Just sayin’.

11. bam Posted: Jun 29th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    11 Author Comment Yes, and sooo yummy. Thanks for sharing. I must get one of his CDs. But which one? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone??? Well, his first album is called Give it all away from Maverick records and he hates that one with a passion ’cause he thought it didn’t let him express his “soul” or something (Whatevs, Ben, Come On is cream-worthy!) and Rejected LP has this kickass song called Baby Girl that makes me swoon. But his upcoming album Ex-Sensitive is released by Custard Records and it’s supposed to be pretty good. The samples I’ve heard from it are awesome. Not that I’m obsessed with him or anything. (OMG, the Winchesters are going to be so jeallouze. Darling Sammy is so insecure) And oh, by the way, Bam…you know that book you have there on the sidebar–UNMASQUED by Colette Gale? Well, I happen to have had the chance to see the real book, in the flesh (so to speak), and uh…the digital image just doesn’t do it justice. Tell Ms. Gale I want a copy. Now.

12. Julie Posted: Jun 30th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    12 That chick is too stupid to live.

13. Jackie Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    13 I’m going to see him in July. Bam, I’ll try to touch him for you…

14. bam Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    14 Author Comment I hate and love you, Jackie. Get me an autograph and some DNA! I plan to spend some time in my mad scientist lab and cook up a clone. I mean, uh— it’s for my scrap book.

15. Erin Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    15 Ok, yes.. he’s cute. But, way too pretty for me. I’d just want to pinch his check and tell him he’s adorable…and to go get me a drink. LOL Yes, she needs to die. But can we shave her nasty “I wanted to have dreads but I couldn’t, so I just have this really dirty looking nappy hair instead” hair first. Please. Because I think the ground might spit her back up otherwise. Thanks. (yes, big lurker. I comment once in a blue moon)

16. Az Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    16 Well, geez. Could she have been a bit more forward? I’d like to have sex with Ben Jelen too, but I wouldn’t ask for his sperm. I…I wouldn’t want his sperm.